Candice Swanepoel: She Should Be In Paris Right Now, Damn It!

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For the next few hours, I was thinking we could write directly to Candice Swanepoel since she became one of our followers earlier this morning, but decided that would be really creepy. Anyway, if you heard a loud scream a couple hours back in lower Manhattan, no worries, it was just Devon getting the “Candice Swanepoel Now Follows You” alert on his phone. I still can’t believe the dude ran around the block in his Zebra-print Uniqlo boxer-briefs telling random homeless people the big news! If anybody saw that, please don’t judge him. He’s a nice guy—at times overly passionate about the work he does (commonly perceived as creepy & obsessive), but really nice nonetheless.

Naturally, we were thinking about throwing a huge party to celebrate, but then quickly realized that we have huge bills to pay at the end of the month & we can’t afford shit right now. Taking our dirt poor affairs into consideration, we’ll have to cheap out and celebrate with a collection of recent Candice pics.

*NOT FOR SITE* Victoria's Secret Event

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These pics will also kick off an early birthday celebration since Candice turns 25 in exactly a month (October 20). Ow! It’s nice to see that she gave herself an early birthday gift by following our Twitter feed! Let’s hope her next step is to start commenting because we could really use a 4th person in the mix!!

Now she’ll be on top of all the really important news that goes unreported at other celebrity news outlets: who’s wearing what sneaker brand while heading to the gym, who paid the parking meter or walked on grass in L.A., which celebrities are great multitaskers while out & about, and a long list of other very important things about celebrity culture that other sites don’t care to report, but we find ourselves obsessing over.

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With respect to the Victoria’s Secret photo shoots in Paris featuring Queen Adriana Lima, Karlie, Behati, Lily & Ale, not having Doutzen & Candice at the party leaves a gaping hole. The fact that Miranda Kerr isn’t around anymore is painful enough, so we hope everything is going smoothly at Victoria’s Secret!

Since we love to speculate (most of the time incorrectly), we see two scenarios at play: A) Candice is the brand ambassador for VS’s Swim collection and they don’t want her to overtake the company’s fall collection or B) There’s a major shakeup going on with the company’s Angels behind the scenes. Somebody in the know needs to Tweet about what’s going on!!

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10 comments
Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

She has a much better nose than Miranda and such beautiful eyes. I still love her.

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

Great news, and one of the most AWESOME galleries of Candice shots I've ever seen. And here I'd had the occasional thought that I was getting over her. Thanks for proving me wrong and making my Friday. :-)

(Out of 47 shots, the thought 'Holy Jesus', 'Great God' or 'You have got to be fucking kidding me!' followed about 42 of them. Ow!)

JPRichardson

reads like a love story to me, Moe... Congratulations.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@bosie DOH!

Then, why wasn't she at the frickin' shoot? Did they just decide to hide her or did the papz play a cruel joke on us?

bosie

@MoeJackson @bosie if i understood it correctly, she went there a day later then (some of?) the other models. didn't see lais in the pap shots either.