Angelina Jolie was looking dangerously thin as she left luxury department store David Jones with her daughter Zahara yesterday afternoon. It’s nice to see that Zahara is already enjoying the fruits of luxury as she attends schools across the world—or at least in major cities across the world. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if all of Angie’s kids end up attending Ivy league universities as 15-year-old geniuses. Lucky lil’ buggers!
Seven or eight years ago when Angie was on your worldwide adoption binge, there was a reason I called her kids Adoption Super Lottery Winners! They’re very similar to lottery winners except they don’t have to worry about all the perils of winning the lottery (i.e. your family trying to get their slimy hands on your lottery winnings, your friends hating you because they’re poor & you’re filthy rich, you living wildly beyond your means and subsequently declaring bankruptcy & divorce and then battling years of depression and ultimately dying alone in some dingy alley with your pants pulled down and a dirty meth needle protruding from your private parts—winning the lottery isn’t anything like those lottery commercials, but that isn’t gonna keep me from dropping my hard earned cash on tickets when the total climbs past $500 million).
The 38-year-old, tireless mother is currently holed up in Australia preparing to direct her second film “Unbroken,” which includes the highly regarded Coen brothers as screenwriters (‘No Country for Old Men’ (2007), ‘The Big Lebowski’ (1998), etc). The film stars Garrett Hedlund, Domhnall Gleeson, Jack O’Connell and chronicles “the life of Louis Zamperini, an Olympic runner who was taken prisoner by Japanese forces during World War II” (IMDb).
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Skeletor? I thought this was supposed to be Angelina Jolie.
What Man Hasnt Dreamt of those Lips pulling at their Testicles.
Brad Knew what he was doing!
Why she only wears black color? I love black myself, but I own clothes in other colors, too. It's just strange.
should have gone cup smaller
Another waste of a once incredibly sexy woman.
@ErikColquitt
Nah, Billy Bob had her at her prime.
Or gain 30lbs, boobs would be more proportionate if she wasn't all bones.
@curvefan
*tear*