Monthly Archives: September 2013

Katy Perry Plans to Evolve . . . Into Joni Mitchell (Seriously)

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Photo Credit: Ryan McGinley/Billboard

“Honestly, I’m just masquerading as a pop star.”[Billboard]

File this one under Pipe Dreams of a Pop Princess: Katy Perry – pop princess famous for blue hair and singing about enjoying the cherry chapstick of her first lesbian kiss – claims she will soon be evolving into “more of a Joni Mitchell.”

Precisely, she says she’ll ditch the cute act and pick up a guitar . . . to sing about John Mayer, perhaps. She tells Billboard, “I’ll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell. As I inch towards my 30s, I think my fourth record will be more of an acoustic guitar album. That’s where I started when I was first discovered by Glen Ballard and got my first record deal.”

Good luck with that, Katy. No word yet from The Legend That Is Joni Mitchell, who notoriously hates being invoked by pop divas who try to claim her as their heroine – remember her less than flattering words about Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera? Yeowch.

Taylor Swift Brings The Morning Links!

taylorswiftthegiverPhoto Credit: Dlisted; Taylor Swift Is Going To Be In A Movie With Meryl Streep

- Adele might play Dusty Springfield [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Loves Molly And Has Probably Started A Few Forest Fires [Dlisted]
- Why Do Bad Girls Bend At The Waist For Sexy Photos? [Guy Code Blog]
- Ashlyn Deserves Your Full, Undivided Attention [Caveman Circus]
- Robert Pattinson is not banging his trainer, is definitely banging Dylan Penn [Celebitchy]

- It’s Katherine Webb’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial [The Superficial]
- Paulina Gretzky Great Genes, Looks Even Better Without Them [Regretful Morning]
- The Hottest Women Of Tomorrowland Will Get You Excited For TomorrowWorld [COED]
- Dumb Cat Forgets its Tongue is Out [EgoTV]
- Infographic: Interesting Facts About Beer [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Excessive Camp Alert: “Curse of Chucky” Trailer

Just when you thought it was safe to venture back to the Redbox kiosk, there comes the exercise in cheese and camp that is the undying Chucky Horror Franchise.

The murderous doll comes back to life on October 8 in a straight-to-video release called The Curse of Chucky. As you might expect, the doll shows up innocently at a new pretty lady’s house and waits for dark to unleash his new murderous horrors.

Xenia Deli Brings The Overnight Links!

xejajhjddPhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Xenia Deli In Daisy Dukes

- Anastasia Ashley In A Bikini [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Nicole Meyer Was Born To Wear Lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rachel Cook Modeling Bikinis and Underwear [GCeleb]
- Naked Models Playing Soccer of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Holy Fuck Tessa! [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

- Zac Efron Posts Thank You For Your Support Message With Pic On Instagram [Socialite Life]
- Laura Catherine Vinicombe is Seriously a Barbie Doll [Uncoached]
- Hilariously Mean Text Prank You Can Play On Your Significant Other [NedHardy]
- Gemma Arterton : Play or be Played [Gunaxin]
- Bregje Heinen is the best reason to hit the beach [Brosome]
- Ben 10 Vilgax Attacks [LingoLux]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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SYDNEY: Slightly Cold & Thin Angelina Jolie Spotted Leaving David Jones With Zahara

**EXCLUSIVE** Angelina Jolie leaving David Jones department store in Sydney looking thin

Angelina Jolie was looking dangerously thin as she left luxury department store David Jones with her daughter Zahara yesterday afternoon. It’s nice to see that Zahara is already enjoying the fruits of luxury as she attends schools across the world—or at least in major cities across the world. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if all of Angie’s kids end up attending Ivy league universities as 15-year-old geniuses. Lucky lil’ buggers!

Seven or eight years ago when Angie was on your worldwide adoption binge, there was a reason I called her kids Adoption Super Lottery Winners! They’re very similar to lottery winners except they don’t have to worry about all the perils of winning the lottery (i.e. your family trying to get their slimy hands on your lottery winnings, your friends hating you because they’re poor & you’re filthy rich, you living wildly beyond your means and subsequently declaring bankruptcy & divorce and then battling years of depression and ultimately dying alone in some dingy alley with your pants pulled down and a dirty meth needle protruding from your private parts—winning the lottery isn’t anything like those lottery commercials, but that isn’t gonna keep me from dropping my hard earned cash on tickets when the total climbs past $500 million).

The 38-year-old, tireless mother is currently holed up in Australia preparing to direct her second film “Unbroken,” which includes the highly regarded Coen brothers as screenwriters (‘No Country for Old Men’ (2007), ‘The Big Lebowski’ (1998), etc). The film stars Garrett Hedlund, Domhnall Gleeson, Jack O’Connell and chronicles “the life of Louis Zamperini, an Olympic runner who was taken prisoner by Japanese forces during World War II” (IMDb).

Maria Menounos vs. Jessica Alba vs. Renee Bargh: Rear-View Matchup

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Pictured: Maria Menounos, Jessica Alba, Renee Bargh

Extra TV has taken to filming live at Universal Studios and yesterday Maria Menounos interviewed Jessica Alba to promote her new film A.C.O.D. which Renee Bargh was on assignment to interview Gloria Estefan and Emilio Estefan. However, we’re not here to talk about that but give credit to the photograhers who purposely take shots of these fine ladies from behind. Jessica went a little conservative while Maria and Renee definitely looked like the hot hosts they were cast to be. So which one of these views most appeals to you?

49ers Dominate Rams; Looking Towards the Rest of Week 4

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Were people too quick to judge the 49ers because of their two performances prior to last night’s game? Well that all depends on how much respect a team like the Rams should get. After getting clobbered by the Cowboys last week, St. Louis once again had a rough to start the game and never really got going on offense. The 49ers also got off to a bit of a slow start but once they found their run game, it was pretty much smooth sailing to a 35-11 win on the road. Sure, Colin Kaepernick didn’t have the greatest of games but yesterday it was all about the run game for San Francisco last night. Frank Gore led the way (20 car, 153 yds, 1 TD) but it was a good team effort as the Niners racked up nearly 220 yards on the ground. What happened to this great running defense that the Rams were supposed to have? After the first couple of weeks it was said to be among the best in the league but now, back to back games in which the opponent rushed al over the field. And it’s not just problems on defense to St. Louis, the offense has looked stale for the second straight week. Sam Bradford never seems to have time in the pocket and there seems to be some communication issues between himself and the receivers. Now the Rams fall into a deadly 1-3 hole while the 49ers are right back in the NFC mix at 2-2. Last night’s win for the Niners could very well have been a turn around game for their season, we’ll have to wait and see.

Now let’s take a quick look at the games on Sunday because if the past three weeks have told us anything is that it’s probably going to be another exciting Sunday. Games i’m most looking forward too: Bengals at Browns, Bears at Lions (best early game), Seahawks and Texans, Eagles at Broncos, Cowboys at Chargers. I know, I know. The Patriots in Atlanta to take on the Falcons should be excellent but let’s be honest, unless you’re a huge fan of either of those teams, you’re missing a good part of that game to watch the Breaking Bad finale. I can’t blame the majority of the country, i’ll be doing the same. I’m really curious to see which teams that are either 1-2 or 0-3 will be fighting desperately to keep their season hopes alive. 0-4 spells absolute doom while 1-3 gives your team the slightest of playoff chances, especially if you’re in one of the weaker divisions. Games i’m least looking forward to: Cardinals at Bucs, Steelers at Vikings, Redskins at Raiders. Am I the only one who thinks there is real upset potential in the Eagles-Broncos game? Eagles fighting for their lives, Broncos getting a little too comfortable. I mean, Peyton Manning has to throw an interception eventually. If it comes down to a shootout, any team can win. The Broncos are a machine and as great as they are, a line of -11 against an offense like the Eagles seems VERY high. I don’t give the Eagles that great of a chance to win the game but to keep it close? Sure, i’ll bet on that.

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