Katy Perry Plans to Evolve . . . Into Joni Mitchell (Seriously)
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“Honestly, I’m just masquerading as a pop star.”[Billboard]
File this one under Pipe Dreams of a Pop Princess: Katy Perry – pop princess famous for blue hair and singing about enjoying the cherry chapstick of her first lesbian kiss – claims she will soon be evolving into “more of a Joni Mitchell.”
Precisely, she says she’ll ditch the cute act and pick up a guitar . . . to sing about John Mayer, perhaps. She tells Billboard, “I’ll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell. As I inch towards my 30s, I think my fourth record will be more of an acoustic guitar album. That’s where I started when I was first discovered by Glen Ballard and got my first record deal.”
Good luck with that, Katy. No word yet from The Legend That Is Joni Mitchell, who notoriously hates being invoked by pop divas who try to claim her as their heroine – remember her less than flattering words about Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera? Yeowch.