Brainstorming The Guest Writer Gig; Have A Take About A Celebrity? Use Our Blow Horn!

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Ok, so I briefly mentioned this in an earlier post (the Claudia Romani post—AND NO, WE ARE NOT SLEEPING WITH HER!! Well, I don’t know about Devon…) and since a couple of you expressed some interest, we figure it’s worth brainstorming a little further in hopes to get some more input from others.

Ideally, the type of guest writers we had in mind were people (male or female, of course!) willing to focus on particular niche interests (i.e. foreign supermodels, best content from other blogs, celebrity moms, celebrities with great legs, celebrities who need to hook up, who should Leo sleep with next, celebs with awesome racks, who got plastic surgery over the past 12 months?, etc, etc) and run with posts discussing this niche obsession. The writers would be required to have a definitive take on the topic and go about supporting this take by using images, funny commentary, etc.

With that in hand, I’ll leave the rest for you guys to discuss in the comments below. At the end, we just want to mix shit up & have a little more fun.


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MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

For those of you looking to experiment, first create a wordpress account & then email us your username at contact (at) moejackson


OW!

skilligan
skilligan

I 100% want in on this. I will cover music and how much it sucks. Men who aren't handling their women right & of course boobs.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

I want to write about what happened to the longtime users of this site. Is Caitie still bisexual? Did Glim go to jail? Did Loki go crazy? Did Balls of Doom get castrated? Did Guest ever become a registered user? Let's find out.

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

What i Want to Expose, Rant and Write about is WHY and how is Ashton Kutcher STILL getting Laid?

Now Mind you im not player Hating, not in the Least.

Theres an Old Saying in the Hood about Not Hating the Player, instead Hate the Game.

But the Evidence that one of THE most Talentless Slackers in Hollywood ( and thats Saying Something ) may be a Warlock , Satan Worshiper and or Wizard is Mounting and Staggering.

His Exposure as you know began with the moderate Hit in the late 90's that 70's Show.

Then in the Early 2000's he bartered this low level of Fame to a Gig on MTV.

Unfortunately for Us, this made him " Marketable " to a whole new set of people.

Casting Agents!!

for some Inexplicable reason, someone decided to put him in Movies.

Over 8 movies in 11 years, and each one was Box Office Poison.

And still he Bagged Demi Moore who even Pushing 46 was Still considered a MILF/ Hottie.

After Several More Flops, Ashton Scored his Biggest Victory yet.

A Reccuring Role Inside Mila Kunis's Vag.

Mila F-Ing Kunis, who happens to be Russian, Smoking Hot and looks like shes All of 14 years Old.

Mila Kunis, whos Stock and Hotness Level Increased Dramaticaly after her A-List Turn in Black Swan.

My Question is HOW can a guy with no Apparent Talent continue to score THIS level of Hotness?

Does he have a Super Long Schlong?

Does he Have the Location to The Lost City of Atlantis?

Is he a Warlock?

Someone Please Help us Solve this Mystery.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@johnconnor777 An resident expert on Candice...maybe she'll finally give us an exclusive that we've been asking for all these years, in which case you'll need to fly to NYC and interview her

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@skilligan Music, Hot Chicks with Douchebags & Boobs.... sounds like a winner.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson moderator

@GrgeCdnBastard I'm digging the site gossip idea---even though you'll have about 10 readers, it might make for some interesting discussions (i.e. ErikColquitt---what's behind chronic overuse of the shift key? How does skilligan manage his time so well? Leni-What are the top 10 creepiest things dudes have said to her on the site, etc, etc, etc)

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

If we were to compile all of your capital letters, would there be a secret message?

curvefan
curvefan

Casting coach works for both sexes.