Posts from September 2014

Rosie Jones Brings The Overnight Links!

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- Bar Refaeli Says Good Morning [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Victoria’s Secret Angels Do Taylor Swift [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kate Beckinsale Shooting Scenes for ‘The Face of an Angel’ [GCeleb]
- Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Emma Twigg Is Hot As Fuck! [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

- Hilary Duff Hands Out Holiday Presents At Sick Kids Hospital, Remains Lovable Human [Socialite Life]
- Bryana Holly Reminds Us What Heat Feels Like [Uncoached]
- Sh*t Jean-Claude Van Damme Said [NedHardy]
- Danielle Harrington : Miami Model [Gunaxin]
- Deborah Mace flaunts her sexy little self in lingerie [Brosome]
- Ben 10 Vilgax Attacks [LingoLux]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
$35 FANDANGO GIFT CARDS FOR ALL LEGIT PARTICIPANTS (*if* you get picked)!!

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So, Did Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Suffer Her Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction on Purpose?

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We’re gonna have to assume that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s fairly intelligent person and knows exactly what she’s doing when she’s getting glamm’d up for an event, so with that in hand, I’m very suspicious of the “oops” factor when it comes to these types of red carpet wardrobe malfunctions. If she really wanted to play it safe, she’d have glued that blazer to her boob, but obviously that wasn’t the case.

We already posted pics of Rosie at the British Fashion Awards, so make sure you check the original posting which also features supermodels Suki Waterhouse and Lily Donaldson.

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NBA Wednesday: Portland’s claim to contender status; other notes around the league

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Who could have predicted this? Portland’s combo of LaMarcus Aldridge and Damian Lillard with some pieces around them is enough to contend for a playoff position, even in one of the toughest western conferences NBA fans have seen in a long time. Just check out the standings: only three teams in the west are below .500 but one of them is Minnesota, only 1 game under. Quick shout out to Utah and Sacramento for not shying away from the tanking sweepstakes this season. But we’re talking about the other side of the standing. Right now Portland, San Antonio and Oklahoma City city lead the conference, all with 3 losses each but Portland and SA have the slight edge with two more wins than OKC. The first couple of weeks Portland seemed a bit like one of those lucky teams, getting their difficult games when it’s in a favorable situation due to injuries or other factors. As the days went on and the sample size grew, Portland kept chugging out their wins and a month’s worth of games proved that their hot start wasn’t a fluke at all. I’m actually still finding it hard to believe that two of Porland’s three losses have come at the hands of the Phoenix Suns. Yes, the Suns are performing much better than most have predicted but they’re not even a playoff team in the western conference. Portland’s losses have been somewhat forgotten because they have had some big statement wins. The last of which came against Indiana just a couple of days ago. How is Portland doing so well? Like I stated previously, it starts with Aldridge and Lillard, who seem to compliment each other so well on offense. Feeding off of each other for a great 1-2 punch. I like how fearless Lillard is and if Aldridge keeps shooting this well from outside, watch out. Let’s not forget about the rest of the cast because Wesley Matthew’s hot shooting (.546 from the field, .510 from 3) has been critical. Nicholas Batum has also been solid while Robin Lopez was a sneaky-good signing this summer. Their defense still has plenty of questions but right now it’s doing enough. Tonight’s game against the Thunder should be a good test for both teams. I’m just upset that this game isn’t being broadcast nationally.

What else is going on around the NBA? I’d just like to say that as well as Paul George has been playing, there’s no reason for anyone to start making claims that he’s on LeBron’s level and should be seriously considered for MVP. Don’t get me wrong, I love George’s game and I think he’s proven that he’s a top 3 forward in the league. Carmelo Anthony has been booted out of contention. But is Paul George a better MVP candidate than even Kevin Durant? Durant has been the consensus #2 for a couple of years now so for George to be on LeBron’s level, he first has to have passed Durant. I don’t feel that he has but so far this season, it’s definitely a real debate. George defense and his team’s record give him the upper hand but if were my team, i’d rather have Kevin Durant. Meanwhile LeBron is just chugging along, shooting nearly 60 percent from the field (60!) while he leads Miami through the drone of the regular season. Can both Indiana and Miami break the record for most wins in a regular season? Just take a look at the eastern conference. Only three teams above .500 with the Celtics, who are supposed to be in rebuilding mode, are in the top half the of the conference. That’s partly due to the NBA terrible division leader position rules. Out west the battle for the 4-8 seeds gets better everyday but each of those teams seem to have a glaring problem. The Clippers and Rockets have chemistry issues, the Nuggest don’t seem to have a “best player” consistently, my Mavericks are inconsistent on offense and the Warriors have lost some of their key players to injuries. Right now those are the remaining playoff teams in the west and I don’t see any of those making a real run to challenge Portland, San Antonio or OKC for a spot in the Finals come summertime.

By the way, why is TNT showing the Knicks at Nets game on Thursday night? I know this was all scheduled before the season started but couldn’t the NBA flex it two weeks ago when we knew these teams weren’t going to get better anytime soon? Maybe Jabari Parker, Andrew Wiggins and Marcus Smart all have court side seats for the game and i’m not aware. Either way, i’d rather be watching the Clippers in Memphis during that time slot. Same goes for Friday night when ESPN is showing the Nuggets in Boston. Let’s flex that to the Warriors in Houston and go about our day.

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Oh Legolas! Miranda Kerr Dating Casino Mogul Billionaire

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“Packer and Kerr, who was married for three years to the actor Orlando Bloom and with whom she has a 2-year-old son Flynn, announced their marriages had come to an end just 45 days apart.”[SMH]

In case you missed it, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are no longer an item. But she is far from single.

According to Woman’s Day, Kerr is dating casino mogul and billionaire James Packer (of recently divorced fame). For those who are wondering, Packer is 46 and Kerr is 30.

Kerr definitely wins the Beauty Competition in this power couple. What say you . . . Orlando?

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Guest Writer: GrgeCdnBastard Analyzes an Iconic Posting

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ErikColquitt on Nov 7, 2013:

“What i Want to Expose, Rant and Write about is WHY and how is Ashton Kutcher STILL getting Laid?

Now Mind you im not player Hating, not in the Least.Theres an Old Saying in the Hood about Not Hating the Player, instead Hate the Game.

But the Evidence that one of THE most Talentless Slackers in Hollywood ( and thats Saying Something ) may be a Warlock , Satan Worshiper and or Wizard is Mounting and Staggering.

His Exposure as you know began with the moderate Hit in the late 90’s that 70’s Show.

Then in the Early 2000’s he bartered this low level of Fame to a Gig on MTV.

Unfortunately for Us, this made him ” Marketable ” to a whole new set of people.

Casting Agents!!

for some Inexplicable reason, someone decided to put him in Movies.

Over 8 movies in 11 years, and each one was Box Office Poison.

And still he Bagged Demi Moore who even Pushing 46 was Still considered a MILF/ Hottie.

After Several More Flops, Ashton Scored his Biggest Victory yet.

A Reccuring Role Inside Mila Kunis’s Vag.

Mila F-Ing Kunis, who happens to be Russian, Smoking Hot and looks like shes All of 14 years Old.

Mila Kunis, whos Stock and Hotness Level Increased Dramaticaly after her A-List Turn in Black Swan.

My Question is HOW can a guy with no Apparent Talent continue to score THIS level of Hotness?

Does he have a Super Long Schlong?

Does he Have the Location to The Lost City of Atlantis?

Is he a Warlock?

Someone Please Help us Solve this Mystery.”

There have been some timeless postings on MoeJackson over the years. Examples are Glimmer‘s infamous “wall of text”, Phil’s FedEx jacket and Guest’s chipmunk photo. More recently, there was the foregoing posting from ErikColquitt. I am certain that there is a secret message in there somewhere. What else could all the capital letters mean? So I decided to run the message through Google Translate. The answer was: “This does not compute.” Since I figured that there must be some high level encryption in this message, I also ran it through the top military decryption tools of several countries. These are the answers that I received:

Canada: “She’s a beauty, eh!”

Iran: “For showing her sinful mounds, we declare a fatwa against her. 71 celestial virgins to the winner.”

United States: “Jeb Bush for President.”

Sweden: “I want to eat her (fill in the blank).”

Personally, I think Erik is hinting that he has FoxyRoxy’s missing DVD and is just waiting for someone to ask him for it.

Anyone else know what this message means?

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New Wonder Woman Gal Gadot Brings The Links!

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- Meet Super Sexy Danielly Silva [HollywoodTuna]
- Brit Brit Cleans Up Nice [Dlisted]
- Ron Burgundy Is Hosting The 6pm Sportscenter Tomorrow Night [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- If You Like Mila Kunis, You’ll Love These Mila KunGIFs [Guy Code]
- George Clooney: ‘I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they’re on Twitter’ [Celebitchy]
- Gal Gadot is the new Wonder Woman [Lainey's Gossip]

- Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Keira Knightly Recycles Her Wedding Dress For A Third Time [Socialite Life]
- HOLY SHIT! PowerUp 3.0 Smartphone-Controlled Paper Airplane [HiConsumption]
- Lorde’s Got A New Video: Can It Top “Royals”? [Evil Beet]

- Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati [The Superficial]
- Selena Gomez Belly Dancing GIF [Celeb Jihad]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Ellen Page Continues To Rock Her “Just Don’t Give A Sh*T” Collection

Ellen Page Out And About In Studio City

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We’re allotting ourselves about 30 seconds for this post (for obvious reasons), so we’ll make this quick. Ellen Page either needs to get laid real badly (in order to feel sexy) or we need to pool together some money & send her a Lululemon gift card for the holidays. Judging strictly by the way she dresses, we have to assume her poor & lonely vagina is covered with cobwebs & that’s never a good thing…

And, timessss-up!

Ellen Page Out And About In Studio City

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