Monthly Archives: December 2013

Trailer Watch: Miyazaki’s “The Wind Rises”

The world’s most beloved animation auteur Hayao Miyazaki returns with The Wind Rises, an animated adventure in the Miyazaki tradition that already has awards buzz all around it (and the trailer just released!).

Telling the story of Jiro Horikoshi, the (in)famous designer of Japan’s fighter planes during WWII, The Wind Rises is Miyazaki’s last film as director and will release in limited theatres on February 21, 2014.

Homefront: Film Review

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Photo Credit: Open Road Films
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Ever wondered what Breaking Bad would be like if James Franco played Walter White?

No? Neither have I, but apparently someone who greenlit Homefront did because that’s basically what the movie is about. James Franco saw a role he really liked (Walter White). And so this movie came to be. And that’s it.

There’s really no other way to explain this occasionally watchable but mostly godawful movie in which Jason Statham stars as an ex-DEA agent whose wife has died and left him with a young daughter to raise. He wants to leave the violence behind and live a quiet life in a small town where he and his daughter can enjoy the pleasures of (as Sarah Palin famously called it) “the REAL America”.

They move, and there they soon discover the town is run by an unlikely druglord named Gator (Franco). Yes, Gator. You can pretty much guess where this is going so I’ll stop the plot summary right here.

Strictly for fans of Franco and Statham. And anyone who wants to see a rehash of every Stallone movie from the early 80s.

Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Bring The Links!

article-0-19BB58C300000578-453_634x373Photo Credit: Dlisted; Kris Jenner Thinks ‘Bound 2′ Destroyed Kim’s Credibility

- Victoria and David Beckham cover Paris VOGUE 2013 [Lainey Gossip]
- FYI: Sharon Osbourne Had Her Vagina Tightened [Dlisted]
- Can A Girl Ever Tag Along For Guys’ Night Out? [Guy Code Blog]
- A Beautiful Suicide Girl Name Yugen [Caveman Circus]
- Jennifer Aniston spent Thanksgiving with Ed Sheeran… and not Justin Theroux? [Celebitchy]

- IT’S JESUS’ BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 4) [The Superficial]
- She’s Just About Perfect [Regretful Morning]
- Elisha Cuthbert: 33 Sexiest Pics for Her 31st Birthday [COED]
- All of Europe’s Lights at Night [EgoTV]
- KILLSPENCER Athletics Collection [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Nicole Meyer Brings The Overnight Links!

Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Meet Super Hottoe Nicole Meyer

- Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- We Are Thankful For Talita Correa [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mathilda Bernmark and Her Long Nasty Legs [GCeleb]
- Rose McGowan is Naked in Some Student Film Shit of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kayla Is That Fun Loving College Babe That Has A Hard Time Saying No [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

- This Week’s Silliest & Scariest Celebrity Paparazzi Photos: James Franco, Charlie Sheen & More! [Socialite Life]
- Rob Ford Sex Tape Parody is Pretty Hilarious [Uncoached]
- Maybe You Should Hold Off On Getting That Chinese Character Tattoo [NedHardy]
- Beautiful Babes [Gunaxin]
- Julia Pereira is one piece of Brazilian bliss [Brosome]
- Ben 10 Vilgax Attacks [LingoLux]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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