Posts from July 2014

“That Awkward Moment”: Film Review

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Not sure if this is just lazy filmmaking, or filmmaking that seems lazy because the main characters are so blasé about love and any effort that goes into – oh, I don’t know – being an actual adult.

Zac Efron headlines the cast (mostly in various states of undress and horizontal urination) as Jason. Basically, he’s here to be the ultimate bro (or is it ‘bra’ now?) who is a walking manifestation of Fear of Commitment. Then there’s Miles Teller as his BFF Daniel who likes girls, but kind of not really, and would rather design the jackets of JK Rowling’s next bestseller. And rounding out the trio is Mikey (Michael B. Jordan), the token colored friend who happens to be a doctor whose wife just left him for another man. (Note: this movie would have been infinitely better if Mikey were better developed and the story told from his point of view. Alas).

The threesome makes a pact to swear off any long term commitment to the opposite sex, which is fine, except that all of them end up meeting Ms. Right at that precise time and, well, ya know . . .

Kudos to Teller for doing the best he can with substandard material. Double kudos to Jordan for forcing the film to notice him even though he’s saddled with the worst character development for a black male character this side of New Girl. And triple kudos to Efron for peeing into a toilet while on his stomach and not splashing outside the bowl.

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SNL’s Cecily Strong Smacks Down Twitter Haters

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Cecily Strong is without doubt the biggest breakout star currently on Saturday Night Live. And what she has in talent she also has in guts and chutzpah, as evidence in her smack down of all the Twitterers who thought she looked fat/pregnant/disgusting on this past week’s show.

It went like this:

Twitterers:
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Cecily Strong:
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Banned Scarlett Johansson Super Bowl Ad Surfaces

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Here’s what you need to know about this “banned” ad:

1) It’s for Soda Stream, the less sugary, more environmentally-friendly carbonated beverage alternative to Coke and Pepsi
2) Pepsi is sponsoring the half-time show of the Super Bowl this year
3) The last line in the ad has ScarJo saying, “Sorry, Coke and Pepsi”

Take a watch and see if the hullabaloo is really worth it.

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Hollywood Rat Cameron Diaz Brings The Afternoon Links

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- Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Sexy Belly [HollywoodTuna]
- Dear Andy Roddick, Please Don’t Ever Do This Again [Dlisted]
- WHAT?! Kim And Kanye’s Wedding Will Be An E! Special Because Duh [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- The 8 Stages Of Pooping In A Public Restroom [Guy Code]
- Naya Rivera looks really different in Cosmo Latina: plastic surgery or just makeup? [Celebitchy]
- Cameron Diaz at the TAG Heuer flagship opening in New York and she’s a Rat [Lainey's Gossip]

- Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Taylor Swift Looks Flawless At LAX, Heads Back To Work Right After The Grammys [Socialite Life]
- Holy shit: Tribord Easybreath Snorkel Mask [HiConsumption]
- Prince Is No Longer Suing Bloggers For $22 Million [Evil Beet]

- Chantel Jeffries Is Already Selling Out Justin Bieber #cream #getdamoney [The Superficial]
- Olivia Wilde Topless Selfie Leaked [Celeb Jihad]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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MoeJackson Research: Irina Shayk Should Be On The Cover, But Kate Upton Will Cover 2014 S.I. Swimsuit Issue

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We’ve said this over & over again, but S.I. editors refuse to listen.

FYI: The Cold War is over and it’s perfectly alright to allow a Russian supermodel to cover an all-American swimsuit magazine more than once! It’s unfortunate that the political winds are blowing against Irina, but I guess that’s the world we live in. I know we’ve done this same poll a few times in the past 24 months, but it’s always fun to do it again…

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Ariana Grande Might Be Taking A Turn For Sexy-Town w/ New Cosmo Shoot

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Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan Magazine, February 2014

First of all, major props to the photographer at Cosmo who convinced Ariana Grande that she’s 20 & dressing like a 12-year-old simply won’t cut it anymore. In her latest shoot for the magazine (Feb, 2014), Ariana shows that she has tremendous amounts of untapped potential, although I gotta admit, her facial expressions need a lot of work.

To help with this seemingly rare problem, Ariana really needs to considering hiring a supermodel coach who’s in the business of making sexy faces for flashing cameras. She needs to wipes away that annoying “I’m so young, innocent and somewhat confused” look from her face before it kills her career. I’d love to see what would happen if she hired somebody like Irina Shayk for a few weeks. If I had Ariana’s cash flow, I wouldn’t mind hiring Irina for a few weeks!! OW!! Chop-Chop, Ariana!

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