BAFTAS: Top 3 Fashion Crack Smokers on the Red Carpet

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Pictured: Lily Allen and Maggie Gyllenhaal

I’ll be honest, this list could’ve been much longer, but we’re trying to keep our lists short & sweet for added oomph. Let’s throw some eggs…

Lily Allen: I’m sorry, but Lily Allen needs to fade away again. I guess it will all depend on whether her upcoming third studio album crashes & burns or breaks records. As most of you bastards know, we’ve made plenty of downfall predictions (Justin Bieber, Katy Perry & every other annoying artist) over the past TEN YEARS (yes, it’s been that long!) and we’ve been wrong each and every time, so instead we’ll do the opposite from now, all in the hopes to jinx artists. On that note, Lily Allen’s third studio album will be so wildly successfully that it will roll Adele over the edge and convince her to lose a lot of weight that will ultimately lead to a comeback Grammys performance featuring the once-fat-but-so-talented-singer running around the stage wearing a zebra-print leotard.

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Let’s just say, if Maggie was 83-year-old actress making her final red carpet appearance, this dress would be perfect.

Sally Hawkins & Jemima Rooper: Normal-looking chicks in fat-girl dresses = not hot! What the hell do women see in the mirror when they wear stuff like this anyway? Sally & Jemima, please chime in below in the comments with a short answer…