Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Claim They ‘Mutually Decided To Separate’. So, Did They Both Cheat?

Robin Thicke & Paula Patton 'Mutually' Decide To Separate

All this time, I thought Robin Thicke was F’ing around behind Paula’s back, but it appears, the story might be slightly more complicated. Their recently released joint statement reads, ‘We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”

This pretty much translates to “We will still sleep with each other from time to time, however, we both want to spend the next few months sleeping with other people, as well, and want to facilitate such desires with a mutual separation.”

They could’ve just as easily filed for divorce, but it appears they’re taking the temporarily separated route in hopes to rekindle some of the love between each other by sleeping around with other people. Sure, that sounds fucked-up & counter intuitive, but sometimes you gotta sniff your neighbor’s roses in order to realizes the roses in your own garden are 10x better. Having been together for so long, I just can’t see these two remaining separated for too long. What do you guys think?

9 comments
Bobby
Bobby

Remember the good old days when marriage meant forever and we saw old couples celebrating 50+ years together and it really meant something, like marriage was sacred...wow have people really screwed that up, what a shame.

Gabbo
Gabbo

Would guess their schedules just keep them separate too much. And they're both horndogs

nybiggs
nybiggs

Married couple staying together is like winning the lotto these days..... and its 10 times harder if its a celebrity couple... they'll stay split up...

Bobby
Bobby

Remember the good old days when marriage meant forever and we saw old couples celebrating 50+ years together and it really meant something, like marriage was sacred...wow have people really screwed that up, what a shame.

Gabbo
Gabbo

Would guess their schedules just keep them separate too much. And they're both horndogs

nybiggs
nybiggs

Married couple staying together is like winning the lotto these days..... and its 10 times harder if its a celebrity couple... they'll stay split up...