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For those of you guys who missed it, in the spirit of reporting news about celebrities performing extremely monotonous tasks, we launched our Internet-exclusive Celebrity Jaywalker category. Eventually we hope to fill the category with a bottomless ocean of pics featuring celebs living on the wild side and jaywalking across busy streets (mostly in L.A.).

With respect to people living on the wild side, Mena Suvari continues her risky bet on her longtime (in Hollywood time days = weeks; weeks = months; months = years) mystery man Salvador Sanchez. Just because he looks like a Mexican drug cartel boss doesn’t mean he is, you racist bastards!!