Jessica Simpson & Gillian Jacobs Light Up The John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit 2014

John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit 2014

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Damn, how does Jessica Simpson do it (answer: lots of amazing plastic surgeons)?

She can seriously keep popping out kids and in the process, gain upwards of 80 to 100lbs during each pregnancy and quickly lose the weight with the help of various weight loss companies with whom she has lucrative deals. Now that’s a great business model!

Gillian Jacobs, the 31-year-old actress & one of the stars of ‘Community’, didn’t look all that bad herself! She has a total of seven (!!) films set for release throughout the year, so get used to seeing Gillian on the red carpet! I gotta admit, I’m looking forward to it…

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4 comments
lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Oh how I love this website! Amazing how one woman can look amazing to one man and hideous to another :)


nrkey
nrkey

There's no brown bag big enough to cover the mess that is Jessica Simpson. Ew.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I think Jessica looks bad, I bet her midsection is a saggy mess. Her legs are bad, too. She's a pretty girl, I never liked her body though. Nice boobs, that's all.


curvefan
curvefan

Kudos to Jessica for looking amazing. She won't age well but I sure would like to test drive her to verify John Meyer's comment that "She's like sexual napalm in bed". I find that very believable.