NYC: I Thought Aziz Ansari Could Bag A Much Hotter Girlfriend

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Aziz Ansari holds hands with a blonde while out and about in New York City

Sure he’s an Indian dude from South Carolina, but with all his millions stashed away in the bank, you’d think comedian Aziz Ansari could bag a hot supermodel as opposed to this seemingly average looking white chick. Maybe it’s his Indian upbringing that’s keeping him from unleashing his inner man-whore?

Come on, Aziz! You must run into countless hotties at NYC bars and clubs, right?! After all, what’s the point of being young, rich & famous if you can’t have a little fun?! We’ll revisit Aziz’s relationship status later in the summer to see if he makes any changes…

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  • curvefan

    There might be a nice body under those clothes but the pictures are inconclusive.

  • Realityhurts

    Moe Jackson is a fucking sexist scumbag. And I’d bet $100k he’s a virgin, living in his mummy’s basement.

  • darcybounsall

    This is the worst thing I have ever read. Fuck you.

  • Liz

    What if he wants a good, hardworking kind and loyal woman to commit to, to build a life with? She seems like a badass smart hardworking and talented woman- any grown mature man would want a woman like her. It’s too bad that many boys value “hooking up” over finding something real. Want to know the difference between an emotionally stunted boy and a mature, trustworthy and capable man? He respects women and the sanctity of commitment to a partner.
    Good for this beautiful couple to be happy together.

  • ShivRey

    yeah dude you’re a loser… Aziz probably has banged a lot of hotties in his time – I mean a rich comedian must be rolling in it…

    But you reach a stage where you would rather spend your time with someone you can talk to and enjoy your time with…

    Grow up lol

  • lifeasitis

    Not only is this post racist and sexist, but it’s written at a 3rd grade level and has absolutely no relevance. This type of judgmental, vapid writing is only proliferating misogyny and racial stereotypes- you should be ashamed that this is how you pay your bills. This girl is beautiful, and no doubt has many other quality attributes that you wouldn’t recognize if they bit you in the ass. I’m sorry that Aziz and his significant other has to suffer your ignorance and hate. Go back to bed.

  • disherepickle

    What tool wrote this article?