Monthly Archives: April 2014

Sexy Retro Slow Jams – Duck Tales!

Check out this amazing (and surprisingly sexy) new remake/remix/slow jam of the theme song from that classic 80s Disney cartoon, Duck Tales. Huey, Dewey and Louie’s raspy vocals have been replaced with something far smoother – almost as smooth as a vault full of gold coins to swim through.

It’s already on m y iPod. #saturdaymornings.

And the New ‘Star Wars’ Cast Is . . .

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Photo Credit: THR

According to Deadline.com’s Mike Fleming, Ford, who turns 72 this year, will have a “gigantic role” in ‘Episode VII.’”[HuffPo]

In case you haven’t heard, The Empire is striking back.

After months and months or hush hush rumors about who is (and isn’t) gonna be in the new Star Wars film from JJ Abrams comes the official news of the finalized cast. They are . . . (drum roll please) . . .

Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow, all of whom are joining Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hammill as they reprise their classic roles from the original.

Driver is reportedly the villain of the piece, though no word on who (or what) the rest are playing. (I’m willing to bet that the uber-ultra-mega-talented Oscar Isaac walks away with this one).

Maitland Ward Gets Sexy at “Moms’ Night Out” Premiere

Maitland Ward

Maitland Ward worked it on the red carpet at the premiere of Moms’ Night Out at TCL Chinese Theater in L.A. The upcomming comedy stars stars Sarah Drew, Trace Adkins, Sean Astin and Patricia Heaton and opens in theaters on May 9th, Mothers’ Day Weekend. Visit Moms’ Night Out for more information and to get tickets and showtimes.

CHECK OUT ALL THE “MOMS’ NIGHT OUT” RED CARPET FASHIONS!

Evil Donald Sterling Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Nina Agdal Is In A Bikini Again! [HollywoodTuna]
– Cameron Diaz Admits That She Went Gayelle Once [Dlisted]
– The New ‘Godzilla’ Trailer Is Badass [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

– Duncan Trussell & Doug Lussenhop Discuss ‘Story Pig’ [Guy Code]
– LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s racist remarks cause sponsors to pull out [Celebitchy]
– New Star Wars Episode VII cast confirmed [Lainey’s Gossip]

– Rihanna Topless and Naked in LUI of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– WATCH: Emma Stone Kick Jimmy Fallon’s Ass In ‘Tonight Show’ Lip Sync Battle [Socialite Life]
– From Q with Love: The 10 Best Bond Cars [HiConsumption]
– Cast List For New Star Wars Is Out! [Evil Beet]

– Chrissy Teigen Banged John Legend On A Plane [The Superficial]
– Jennifer Lawrence Loses Her Bikini In The Ocean [Celeb Jihad]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Jennifer Lopez Hits Up ‘Jimmy Kimmel’! Looking Amazing!

Jennifer Lopez At 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

God damn, I still can’t believe this woman is 44!
Considering she’s worth upwards of $250 million, I’m pretty sure there’s a little plastic surgery in the mix, but that’s pure speculation. Who knows, JLo’s Puerto Rican genes deserve all the credit (we’re betting on the plastic surgery).

As most of you know, the ageless booty is currently one of the judges of American Idol (season 13) and for those of you who don’t know, she’s getting paid around $17.5 million for her time (DAMN!!). The shrewd businesswoman that she is, JLo is timing the release of her seventh studio album with the ‘American Idol’ finale. Aside from the new album, she’s set to appear in TWO films (we’re still wondering why & how this keeps happening), as well as the upcoming NBC drama series ‘Shades of Blue’, which is produced by Ryan Seacrest! Damn, this woman is a money machine! OW!

Below you can watch clips from her ‘Kimmel’ appearance:

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Heat complete the sweep, Hawks get big win and Spurs even it up

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Most of the NBA world is waiting on Adam Silver’s press conference right now, wondering what, if any, penalty is going to be brought down upon Clippers’ owner Donald Sterling. In case you’ve been completely out of the loop on all things in sports, just Google his name and you’ll find out what’s going on. I’ll be keeping an eye on that as well but there’s still lots of great basketball going on. The first round continues to impress and I stated yesterday, the final week (if needed) should provided a drama-filled finish. Unfortunately for the Bobcats, they won’t be participating in the next round. First to be eliminated in a somewhat clean sweep by Miami yesterday, Charlotte bows out in a respectable fashion. Yes, this was the most boring series of the first round but the Bobcats still fought well and exposed a couple of things that could haunt Miami heading forward. Shout out to the fans in Charlotte as well, giving their team a standing ovation for their brief playoff stint. What’s next for Miami? Well, for one, some much needed rest and recovery. The Heat have been the league’s busiest team for a while now and watching the rest of the conference continue to battle while they ice their knees has to be a blessing. When you’re a team trying to not only re-peat as champions but three-peat, quick and effective wins are what’s needed the most. Also, LeBron putting up a ridiculous stat line (31 pts, 7 reb, 9 ast) can’t hurt. Quick shout out to Kemba Walker and Josh McRoberts too.

Elsewhere in the eastern conference, the Atlanta Hawks have pushed the conference favorite to the brink of elimination. Now, this wouldn’t be surprising except this is coming in the first round of the playoffs. I know it’s been asked for months now but i’ll say it again: what in the world happened to this Indiana Pacers team? Is it possible for Roy Hibbert to play any worse? At this point, I think it’s fair to say that Hibbert has hit the low of all lows in his professional basketball career. In 12 minutes of play, the Indiana center managed no points, no rebounds and all of four fouls. Yes, that’s his real box score from last night. Big ups to Paul George though (26pts, 12 reb, 6 ast, 6 stl) for trying to do everything in his powers to bring his team back into last night’s game. After the Hawks erupted for an impressive 30 point lead in the 3rd, it was pretty evident that Atlanta was going to get two chances to win this series. Who was the difference to the Hawks? Relatively unknowns Shelvin Mack and Mike Scott (not from The Office) gave Atlanta their boost in the 3rd and 4th quarters. Can Atlanta really go from sub-.500 “throwaway” playoff team to giant killers? Right now, as the Pacers are put on the brink of elimination, things look in favor of the Atlanta Hawks.

Let’s switch over closer to where I am as the Spurs were in Dallas once again, looking to bounce back from a heart-breaking loss and even up their series. The Spurs controlled the game against the Mavericks last night and even after Dallas made a furious rally, San Antonio was able to close the game out to even up the series. San Antonio played Dallas very well last night, managing a big 20-point lead in the second half. Things looked bleak for my Mavericks but they fought and battled, taking the lead in the 4th and making it a back-and-forth game in the 4th quarter. But like other instances in this series, it came down to a couple of plays that ultimately decided who came out on top. Unheralded heroes Manu Ginobili and Boris Diaw came up big for the Spurs. Ginobili led all scoring for the Spurs and Diaw hit a dagger 3-pointer that ended up going the go-ahead bucket. It’s hard for me to say this but a big part of me feels like the winner of last night’s game is going to go on and win the series. Then again, nobody thought the Mavs were going to give the Spurs this much of a series. If anyone’s going to be a homer, that’s me. My feeling is that this turns into another classic Spurs-Mavs series that finishes with two, possibly three more games that leave us wanting more.

Breaking news edit: NBA Commissioner Adam Silver had banned Clippers owner Donald Sterling from NBA for the rest of his life. Also, a $2.5 million fine, the highest allowed. There’s a lot to bring from this but my initial thoughts are that it’s a fair punishment.

NYC: Jonah Hill Dives Into An Extra-Large Frozen Yogurt From 16 Handles

Jonah Hill Crushing Frozen Yogurt In New York

Now, it’s perfectly alright to eat frozen yogurt, but it’s never alright to get a family-sized bucket to share with your girlfriend. God damn, Jonah!

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted walking around lower Manhattan following a indulging pit stop at a 16 Handles location with his girlfriend Isabelle McNally and another friend.

Jonah Hill Crushing Frozen Yogurt In New York

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