Of Course, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Went Shopping While Honeymooning In Prague
Doesn’t all the shopping get boring?! Then again, I guess it’s all a ruse to get her photo taken by the papz so she can remain somewhat relevant on Planet People-With-Too-Much-Time-On-Their-Hands (that includes us, of course).
Here’s yet another theory on how this marriage will play out and I understand our credibility is somewhat questionable in this area, especially considering we thought this relationship would’ve fizzled out soon after it started. We overly discounted for Kanye’s freakish obsession with Kim’s big ‘ol booty and the fact that he tied the knot means, he still has a long way to go until he gets bored. The key here is that boredom is inevitable and since these two are filthy rich, they won’t have much patience for bullshit when the inevitable bullshit hits the fan.
Our best guess is that Kim will fold first since she’s well versed in the art of divorce and Kanye will be left heartbroken, so at the end of the day, at least we’ll get an amazing album out of all this. If this goes longer than a year, expect there to be a really, really shitty Kanye album to drop sometime early next year, followed by a few months of breakup drama & then a few more months of divorce drama.
