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Film Review: “A Million Ways to Die In the West”

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Be forewarned: if you’re at all reverential about John Wayne and his Good Ol’ West, then this is not the movie for you. If you, like me, enjoy the madcap, socially ironic and politically charged humor of Family Guy, then you stand a good chance of enjoying it.

And that’s because Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West is really just a very long episode of Family Guy, told with live action actors and with MacFarlane at the center of the story. This story of a wimpy guy with a heart of gold is comic fodder for anyone who has empathized with a lovable loser – well, “loser” in the winningest sense of the word.

While A Million Ways to Die in the West is entertaining enough with some hilarious sequences intermittently sprinkled throughout (hello, Sarah Silverman, who hits a knock out playing the town whore engaged to the dumbest virgin on the planet), it is definitely not in the same league as the screamingly funny Ted.

MacFarlane does well enough in the leading role, but he isn’t quite movie star material. He carries the film, but it’s practically carried off by Charlize Theron as his kick ass love interest . . . and then virtually dominated by the hysterical turn from Neil Patrick Harries who plays the villain of the piece (sorry, Liam Neeson). Amanda Seyfried is wasted in a purely ornamental part as the ex-girlfriend.

It doesn’t always deliver the laughs it should, but it’s still quite enjoyable on its own terms. Worth a chuckle or two.

Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Dubai

Abbey Clancy

England Footballer Peter Crouch, his “Strictly Come Dancing” winner wife Abbey Clancy and their daughter Sophia Ruby enjoy a sun-filled vacation by the pool in Dubai. While Abbey had no problem showing off her bikini body, she seemed very self-conscious about some acne on her cheek. Peter helped Abbey out by applying some lotion on her back! It was over 7 years ago that we first saw these stunning bikini photos of Abbey and became fans.

Beyonce Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Luci Ford Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Year! [HollywoodTuna]
– Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are Doing It [Dlisted]
– Aaron Hernandez Killed Those Two Dudes in 2012 Because They Spilled His Drink [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

– Emily Post Vs. How Guys Should REALLY Behave At Weddings [Guy Code]
– Star: Has Beyonce been banging her trusted bodyguard Julius de Boer for years? [Celebitchy]
– First trailer for This Is Where I Leave You [Lainey’s Gossip]

– Kellie Pickler Bikini Pics of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Mark Ruffalo And Matt Bomer Channel Their ‘The Normal Heart’ Characters For ‘W’ Magazine [Socialite Life]
– Footloose 4×4 Land Rover Sherazee [HiConsumption]
– Scout Willis is super into nipples, I guess [Evil Beet]

– So Justin Bieber Probably Banged Adriana Lima [The Superficial]
– Pregnant Stacy Kiebler Bikini Pics [Celeb Jihad]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

BREAKING! Minka Kelly Feeds Parking Meter In Los Angeles!

Semi-Exclusive... Minka Kelly Running Errands In Los Angeles

Wow, what’s up with those flowery pants? Definitely not a good luck for Minka, but hey, at least she’s covering up her world-famous cankles! The 33-year-old actress must have been in a flowery mood earlier today because she was seen picking up a bunch of flowers while out & about running errands.

Have a thing for looking at pics of celebs feeding parking meters? Well, believe it or not, but you’ve come to the right place! We’ve pages & pages of posts featuring celebs feed parking meters (mostly in Los Angeles), so we’ve got you covered! Once you get bored of parking meter pics (assuming that’s even possible), why not check out pics of celebs walking on grass or through parking lots?

Semi-Exclusive... Minka Kelly Running Errands In Los Angeles

Tallulah Willis Breaks Rule #1: Walks Around With A Friend Who Is 10x Hotter Than Herself

Tallulah Willis seen leaving Barneys New York in Los Angeles

I don’t know how many we have to point this out, but here it is again: Rule #1 from the Female Celebrity Handbook (we’re still working on it!): “Don’t get caught out in public with a friend who’s as hot or hotter (or even close to as hot) as yourself.” It’s gonna be hard for Tallulah, but hey, there’s nothing with telling your friends to meet you places or arriving fashionably late.

These latest pics were snapped as Bruce Willis’ daughter Tallulah was seen leaving Barneys New York in Los Angeles after dropping some of daddy’s hard-earned cash.

Tallulah Willis seen leaving Barneys New York in Los Angeles

Stylish Mom Gwen Stefani Is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker

Gwen Stefani Visits An Acupuncture Studio

God damn, this woman is seriously unstoppable!

Can you believe it? This woman actually gave birth to a baby boy-her third-named Apollo Bowie Flynn Rossdale just a few months ago on February 28. I know it’s almost June, but we should mention that Gwen Stefani was looking like this back in mid-March! Let’s hope she got the help of million-dollar surgeons and her quick recovery isn’t all due to her freakishly disciplined approach to health & fitness.

Gwen Stefani Visits An Acupuncture Studio

Gisele Bundchen Photographed Exiting A SUV With Baby Vivienne in NYC!

Gisele Bundchen carries baby Vivienne to a Chanel No. 5 photo shoot in New York City

As if she needed more money to stuff into her coffers, Gisele Bundchen, as some of you may have heard, recently etched a lucrative deal with Chanel to become the face of Chanel No. 5 perfume! We should note that Gisele is already worth roughly $290 million, with star QB hubby coming in at $120 million. Now, that’s what we call a power couple! OW!

These latest pics were snapped earlier today as the 33-year-old Brazilian model was seen heading to a Chanel No. 5 photoshoot in NYC with baby Vivienne in tow! Don’t be surprised if Vivienne ends up making a cameo in one of Gisele’s upcoming Chanel campaigns…

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Giada De Laurentiis Visits Celebslam; Dlisted: Brad Pitt Punched In The Face; Lindsay HoHan On Tuna

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– Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face At The Maleficent Premiere Last Night [Dlisted]
– EVAN RACHEL WOOD & JAMIE BELL Couple Splits After Two Years Of Marriage [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Giada is definitely my favorite Food Network chef [Celebslam]
– Lindsay Lohan Forgot Something… [HollywoodTuna]

– Edgar Wright Regrets Ever Signing on to ‘Ant-Man’ [The Blemish]
– 10 Asian American and Pacific Islander Athletes You Should Know [Complex]
– Olivia Wilde Hot New Mom Alert! [Popoholic]
– Lena Dunham’s Shit Stoned Underwear of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Rabbits, Machine Guns, and the Great Emu War [Pajiba]
– Millennials Will Love This Ode to Adderall [BroBible]

– Commercial Actors Mingle [Vidhuntr]
– Rejoice, for Brandi Glanville FINALLY Gets It! [Fishwrapper]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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