Damn, Looks Like Taylor Swift Got Trashed Last Night

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Despite giving vibes of an upscale NYC prostitute, Taylor Swift still returned back to her NYC apartment all alone. She does give off a somewhat snobby-my-shit-doesn’t-smell-vibe and of course, has a troubling relationship history, so I’m not surprised dudes aren’t falling for the leggy bait.

The logic is very simple. Why risk an expensive night of Scrabble with Taylor when you could just as easily getting a far better return on investment with a somewhat depressed Brazilian supermodel sad about her team getting bitch-slapped by the Germans?

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10 comments
nrkey
nrkey

Wow, those are actually fitting shoes, haha.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Taylor went and immediately called her scissor sister Karlie Kloss for some girl time. ooow.

94GradyKenion
94GradyKenion

Damn, every other year or less, I seen these ladies getting hell wasted as fuck.

curvefan
curvefan

It's a real shame that she doesn't use that body for sex and lots of sex.

Mack Power
Mack Power

That probably what Taylor look like after having a gangbang party lol!!!

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Not bad. I'd rather see her in a sexy black dress though. God, I hate prints.


jimbo 77
jimbo 77

I'd love to get trashed with taylor, i reckon she can really cut loose and party with the best of them when she wants

Dinodan
Dinodan

She looks sexier drunk.

Drew_Monet
Drew_Monet

Not crazy about the outfit, but at least it's short and shows off her nice long slender legs.