James Franco Is Now A Terrible-Horrible-Very Bad Poet, Too


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“He thinks he’s this big prolific artist who can do absolutely anything creative even though he absolutely cannot.”[FishWrapper]

Oh, James Franco. When it comes to you and your (cough) “art”, we just can’t deal.

Case in point: the actor has now written a collection of poems, including one about the late great Heath Ledger. It goes like this:

There had been a time
When we were up for the same roles,
10 Things I Hate about You
(Based on The Taming of the Shrew),
And The Patriot –
Funny, you were Australian and so was Mel –
You were the knight in A Knight’s Tale…

Yes, you read right. Franco’s poetry skills are the written equivalent of his IMDB page.

This. Must. Stop. NOW.

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5 comments
ladylaz
ladylaz

It's a joke... Obviously. He's sickly talented but super annoying and immature.

nybiggs
nybiggs

Is it me or does he look older than his age? Makes the fact that he solicits sex from 17 year olds.

Dinodan
Dinodan

He needs to stop thinking he is this artistic, creative, philosopher who is so smart. Oh, and no one believes you that you didn't bang Lindsay Lohan.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

No, he does look old. He's my age and no way I look even close to that.