“This was in fact her second marriage to Salomon, after the first one annulled on the basis of fraud back in 2008.”[HuffPo]
Remember last week when we brought you the truly awful poetic stylings of James Franco? Well, Pamela Anderson has one-upped him. And it’s a doozy.
The actress/flotation device carrier took to her facebook page last week to post an epic, 1200 word poem about her marital failure to Rick Solomon. As you might imagine, she isn’t quite Walt Whitman.
A sampling:
“When did I lose control over my own heart?-,”
“When did I start believing,/That this is all I’m good for-/against my better judgement-”
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“Coded, and loaded Cell phones, /Computers — /Ordering sex on line- is like ordering a book on Amazon-,… and … snooping eats you alive-”
Unless this was court-ordered, we humbly request that she stop and desist immediately. Click the link for the full poem is you can stomach it.
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She's the total opposite of my type. She's your typical run of the mill fake blonde.
writing
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I HATE YOU"
over and over again in spray paint on his car, home, work place and such doesn't really count or does it.......LOL ; )
Well, I have to admit that her "poetry" is a lot better than Franco's