You’d Think Kate Upton Could Afford A More Flattering Bikini

and she was the cover of a bikini swimming suit for sport illustrated... Photoshop works wonders!

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That's really hot... if you're into fridges...

I have to laugh. Big talk but you'd all give your left nut to hit that.

No offense to all the Kate lovers but......she looks terrible. She's awkwardly shaped and overweight. She seems like she has a fun personality but as far as looks go.....a straight 5.

I'm not nor have I ever been a fan of hers...don't get her appeal or why the hell she is so famous...but I can't deny the fact that it would be soooooo nice to sleep between those two soft titties mmmmmmmmmmm...anyway everyone has different tastes and while many hate on her...other horny bastards can't get enough of her, just how things work

I think you guys are being a little too harsh on Kate. I'm not a fan of her boxy body but she is just a bigger box version of Alba and most of you get gaga over her small boxy body. Neither woman has curves in the hips. At least Kate has some big ol' whopper breasts. Neither are elite or even second string elite in my opinion.

I don't get it, she has a terrible body. Big boobs don't make her hot. Honestly, she would look better if she had smaller tits.

What the hell would flatter her horribly shaped body? She has tits, so anything that shows them off is as good as she can do. Don't even get me started on her face. She's a 3.

What a bad, horrible bikini body. Her tits are too big and saggy, she has a boxy torso, and her legs and shapeless. Plus she really doesn't have a butt.

@curvefan comments like this make me wish we can give thumbs down, like on the old moejackson site.

@curvefan OMFG, comparing Upton to Alba? Alba has a gorgeous face, full lips, perfect skin, stunning smile, and an ASS. What the fuck does Upton have? My god the comparison is really retarded, dude.

But Kate and Jessica have completely different body shape. Alba is a pear (thick legs, smaller upper body), Kate is an apple (huge boobs, fat stomach, thin legs).

Jessica has narrow hips, I agree. But she has a much nicer ass than Kate, much better legs and no fat deposit on tummy. Before Jessica had kids, she had a defined waist and nice hips, her waist got wider after pregnancies, yes. Kate is much younger, no kids, and has a square torso. Just a different shape. Kate has a negative ass, literally none. Her boobs are two fat bags, I remember her body paint pictures, gross.

@curvefan Before the two kids Alba had an awesome hips to waist ratio. Kate is 22 and childless. Can't imagine how terrible she's gone look at 33 and mother of 2.

@McP @curvefan Be very careful throwing around the "retarded" word. A lot of lives of close friends of mine were lost or they came back without limbs defending your right to run your mouth but you are very close to being over the line. I'm thrilled that so many guys fine "teenage boy bodies" attractive. That saves more women with curves for the rest of us.

@Pablok4 @curvefan Fine if you think Alba has an excuse. Maybe Alba would look better if she didn't let 50 cents crawl all over and in her. I stated what I see right now and neither are elite or even second tier in my opinion. If I was forced to make a choice for today, not 11 years from now I'd take Kate.

@curvefan WTF? Chill, dude. Comparing Alba to Upton is retarded. I did not say you were retarded. But even if I did, so what? Sticks and stones. . .

As people who read my posts know, I'm a fan of women with curves. I can go real big. But the curves have to be in a decent shape. She has a horrible shape, a shape nothing like Alba. If Alba gained weight her body would look nothing like Upton.

You simply don't pay attention to details. Upton has a horrible body, and a mustache.

@curvefan @Pablok4 It's OK. Everyone has a different taste. What I see right now is a 22 year old cow that can't compete with a 33 year old mom.

@McP @curvefan Please read my post. I said NEITHER one of them was elite (elite by definition is top 12) nor the next tier (another 12).

I stand by my statement that there are at least 24 women more sexually desirable than EITHER one of them. I did say "If I was forced to make a choice for today, not 11 years from now I'd take Kate". I'm not a fan of Alba because she doesn't have the curves today to excite me. Therefore the cheasticles of Kate is the only thing of interest to me for either one of them.

agreed. I'd rather look like Alba than Kate, one has a hot body, one is a cow

@curvefan @McP This is the comment people have issues with:
"I'm not a fan of her boxy body but she is just a bigger box version of Alba"

That's just wrong, as if you have not paid attention to the details of their shapes. Plus Alba has a gorgeous face, Kate has a mustache.

@lenilovesfeet damn Leni...a little harsh to call her a cow...she's not 100 pounds overweight now ;)

..............but she's got udders :D

@lenilovesfeet lol

@lenilovesfeet hahahahahaha