Aside from time, we’ll also assume that a lot of money went into sculpting those babies, as well! There’s a very thick line between sexy & “what the fuck was she thinking” and I feel like since Jessica lives inside a sparkling bubble filled with people on the Jessica Simpson Inc. payroll, she’s falling victim to the good ol’ Persian Messenger Syndrome. She doesn’t look like somebody who would take a critique like “Hey Jessica, you have soccer player legs” all that well…
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Those are some Tranny legs for sure.
I think those legs are bad, and so is her body shape. I've always liked her face.
I like this version better.
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