Sarah Hyland finally broke up with her longtime boyfriend Matt Prokop after realizing that she’s A-List and he’s No-List. We should also mention that the douche was physically & verbally abusing the ‘Modern Family’ star. What’s up with all the domestic violence in the news as of late?

Let’s face it, the reason behind their breakup is fairly obvious. Matt Prokop is one of those dudes who couldn’t handle his girlfriend’s success (she’s worth around $6-10 million), so he decided to do what any loser would do in his situation. He decided to assert his manliness by way of physical & verbal abuse, which is very sad & pathetic.

With the help of a restraining order, Sarah is officially free form this dude (that’s assuming she hires the proper security detail), but that doesn’t exactly mean she’s ready to jump into another relationship next week—at least not with just anybody! She wasted away precious years of her youth with an abusive nobody, so now she has to make up for lost time by dating an A-list actor, at the minimum or an extremely well-heeled businessman (yacht & private jet owner). Sarah, if you need help filtering through the douche bags, don’t hesitate to contact us!