BREAKING!! Derek Jeter’s First Post-Retirement Coffee Run With girlfriend Hannah Davis! What’s Next For The Guy?

EXCLUSIVE: Derek Jeter takes in his first day of retirement by getting a coffee with girlfriend Hannah Davis

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Now that his baseball career is officially behind him, we shouldn’t waste time & dive right into speculating about what Derek Jeter plans to do with the next 40-50 years of his life. The options are limitless, especially when you have a net worth of nearly $200 million. Wait, D.Jeter is only worth $185 million? While obviously not small in any way, for some reason I was expecting a number closer to $500 million.

Since he’s not a billionaire, our recommendation is that Derek Jeter better play it safe by A) wearing a condom 24/7 and B) refrain from using his “Let’s Get Married” card before his 75th birthday. Why 75th? The answer is so obvious that we won’t waste your time.

With that said, I just hope Derek’s current girlfriend Hannah Davis isn’t prematurely building her fantasy castle located somewhere in lower Manhattan. While she’s absolutely beautiful and probably perfect in every possible way, there’s still that annoying 60-80% chance that the marriage will fall flat simply because both parties will get bored and want to move on with other people.

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3 comments
Dinodan
Dinodan  

Meh, he can have Hannah.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000  

big George has had his bachelor time card punched so it's only a matter of time......now that that's been said who really cares?

curvefan
curvefan  

I wish he would keep his diseases to himself.