Apologies to all you lovers of our Celebrity Grass Watch category, but it appears our frequent posts featuring celebs walking on dying L.A. grass was actually keeping celebs OFF the grass (feel free to Paypal “thank you” money, property owners!). With the recent record rains, I think we might see a resurgence of celebs taking to cutting corners while going about their daily affairs. Time will tell.
So yeah, the latest rumors are that Kristen Stewart might be bisexual because she’s been spending a lot of time with BFF Alicia Cargile. Why dig deep into a friendship between two chicks when you can simply play the lesbo card? Kristen is reportedly still smitten with her ex Robert Pattinson and doesn’t believe his new relationship with FKA Twigs will last. A snitchy-friend close to Kristen claims that she “is convinced this is just a fling. [FKA Twigs] will grow tired of Rob within half-a-year.”
Robert Pattinson needs to screw this FKA Twigs chick and sleep with Kristen’s BFF Alicia Cargile. Now that would be a great way to get revenge…
