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These latest photos were snapped earlier today as Irina was seen leaving her hotel in Barcelona.

If you haven’t already heard, the beautiful Irina Shayk finally found a man worthy of her body and that lucky man is Bradley Cooper (damn him to hell). After wasting away a critical period of her prime years with Cristiano Ronaldo, it appears Irina is now thinking more long-term—possibly even marriage (God forbid it ever comes to that). It’s very likely that Cristiano’s rumored bisexuality (not that there is anything wrong with that) was making things difficult.

We’re going to assume that Bradley is playing the Leonardo DiCaprio Relationship Card, so we doubt he’d fall into the marriage trap so easily—unless, of course, marriage is one of the conditions BEFORE Irina allows Bradley to touch her behind closed doors (highly doubtful, but still a possibility).

We hate to do our marriage public service announcement again, but we as always, we recommend extended relationships that eventually fizzle out or in the worst case scenario, an extended engagement that will also fizzles out. Sadly, the common thread that joins all romantic relationships is a very weak one—and in most cases, one that fizzles out.

And finally, if you ever wondered what Bradley Cooper gets to see when he first wakes up, here’s a photo that provides a helpful hint…