MoeJackson

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Looks like Margot Robbie needs to call her friend Leonardo DiCaprio collect (he’s probably cruising around the French Riviera at this time of the year) for some of his relationship wisdom on the merits of marriage & how to go about living a drama-free, happy life.

Just like we’ve advised countless celebs over the years when it comes to marriage, we recommend that they stick to long-term (if possible, never-ending) engagements as a worse case scenario and suffer through at least three major fights before going all in with the marriage card. If they make it through the first major fight, I’ll be surprised. By definition, a “major fight” occurs only when two or more doors are slammed, things are thrown at one another or at walls & deeply painful personal attacks are made (phrases like “I hate you,” “I’m through with this shit,” “you’re ugly,” or the always-simple & classic “fuck you” are uttered during major fights).

Let’s not forget the last time we saw Margot with her man, she was straddling him on the streets of Toronto:
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News