MoeJackson

Sorry I've had a couple of drinks....

"A couple"

Ariana Grande vs Ariana Marie XXX for the porn fantasy lovers?

Jennifer Lawrence vs Jennifer Aniston for the over rated blonde girls who are pleasant enough but not really beautiful lovers?

Caitlyn Jenner vs Bailey Jay for the T-girl lovers?

Dame Judy Dench vs Dame Maggie Smith for the granny lovers?

Chloe Moretz vs Elle Fanning for the Jared's?

@Spanglylovesheels Elle is taller and has a nice bubble butt. Chloë is prettier and has better legs. Easy win for Chloë.

:P

@nrkey @Spanglylovesheels nrkey is correct. A better ass is an easy tiebreaker.

http://www.famous-people-nude.com/bannedtapes/chloe-moretz/chloe-moretz-019.jpg

http://imgur.com/gallery/mTvlv

@curvefan Erm, in that case you should go with Elle. Chloë's no slouch in the butt department but Elle's got that roundness. :P

Adele vs Melissa McCarthy for the chubby chasers?

These photos aren't Amber's best either. it has been a crap week for good pictures!

why oh why Amber Heard raided Hillary Clinton's closet?

How bout the two new angels - Sara Sampaio vs Elsa Hosk?

Elsa's eyes are so captivating! I can't stop looking at them.

WOW, they're both such beautiful women. I think Sara is prettier, but I like Elsa's body more. I love Sara's hair, but Elsa has a nicer smile. I was hoping one of them would have nice feet to break the tie, but that's not the case.

They look so good together.

Elsa:

WTF, truly ugly feet on them both. EWW.

WOW, what a nice slender body on Elsa!

Sara:

@lenilovesfeet MASTURBATION GO ON.

Elsa looks like a beautiful alien, like someone out of a cartoon movie. Best feature are her uniquely shaped eyes and sexy freckles. She has a great body.

I don't like Sara's body she's very straight and scrawny in some pictures, but sometimes she looks sexy. Gorgeous skin, eyes and best hair ever though.

My pick is Elsa <3 I love her odd-pretty face and lovable smile.

Unfortunately, they both have disgusting feet

http://pics.wikifeet.com/Elsa-Hosk-Feet-937588.jpg

@Drew_Monetz Elsa is like a level 2 super saiyen and Sara is like Yamcha

@johnconnor777 In that context Upton is like Yajirobi, haha.

I think Elsa's built is similar to Candice, they both have small boobs, narrow waist, curvy hips and slim, long legs. I need to see Elsa and Candice standing next to each other, but I think Elsa is a little taller and not as petite as Candice, similar body shape though.

Candice and Elsa are built similar, but of course I like Elsa's body better. :)

@nrkey @johnconnor777 more like that flying pig, urlon

It's true, i missed with jessica biel /jennifer garner, Biel is too ''OW-ness'', so i propose other matchup, very difficult this time:

KATIE BECKINSALE / HEIDI KLUM

They both have awsome bodies, Eiza wins face wise imo. But it's a close one!

I really think this one is not fair, too. Beckinsale is pretty much perfect, both face and body, Heidi is a MILF, but her body is lacking. She has a flat booty and her legs are not that good, face is not everyone's cup of tea either.

Maybe 2 people would vote for Heidi if you put her against Kate Beckinsale.

@lenilovesfeet Ok, yu have a reason, i try again: EVA LONGORIA - JESSICA ALBA?

Ok, that is an excellent matchup.

As much as I like brunettes, I'd vote for Paula. Her body is flawless!

Nice effort, though!

More even matchup would be:

Alba > Biel

Eva Longoria > Sofia Vergara

@lenilovesfeet lisa opie / paula labaredas, two VERY MISS ''OW'' ! ok?

@lenilovesfeet I don't even understand why people might consider her to be hot. Same with Klum, eeeeew.

@lenilovesfeet Very good!

I propose, also, Cara Santana / Eiza Gonzalez

@NickCelentano Kate is at the top or very close of the elite list. Heidi isn't close.

@NickCelentano @lenilovesfeet Alba but I don't like her, her big mouth or her choices in men.

@lenilovesfeet Biel over Alba, way over, way way over.

@lenilovesfeet Sofia is not a favorite of mine despite the major league curves but Eva is a little troll.

Remember, we all are shallow bastards and judge women only on their looks here ;)

@lenilovesfeet yes but it is hard to not consider their comments when they go out of their way to publicize themselves. I also can't imagine having any interest in a woman that let some lowlife like Bieber or 50 cants in their pants.

@curvefan @lenilovesfeet

Alba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other good looking women >>>>>>>>>>> average looking women >>>Eva :P

I don't think Eva is hot