Motherhood Definitely Taking A Toll on Brooklyn Decker

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Brooklyn in NYC yesterday afternoon; Brooklyn @ The 2010 ESPYs

Model-turned-actress Brooklyn Decker was seen out & about with her son Hank in NYC. The former bikini model recently returned from a Mexican-flavored family vacation. After looking at the candid photos, some of you haters are probably thinking, “She wasn’t all that before the kid, so this doesn’t surprise me at all!,” but let’s face it when you’re a model—especially one that lets it all hang on the cover the a magazine like the S.I. Swimsuit Issue—you’re automatically setting yourself up for a lifetime of scrutiny.

Plus, it’s not like Brooklyn is a 40-something mother of three—she’s only 28 & this is after her first child. We also have to discount for the fact she isn’t wearing any makeup & doesn’t have the help of an army of airbrushers. Since we’re completely shameless bastards, we’ve also included Brooklyn Decker photos from 2010 (ESPYs) & 2011 (S.I. Swimsuit Cover) in the gallery.

Photo Credit: 2011 S.I. Swimsuit Issue

37 comments
Drew_Monetz
Drew_Monetz

Wow, a celebrity mom that actually looks like a mom. I've never seen a celebrity mom wear a baby carrier like that. That's full commitment. I bet she's an awesome mom. Not one that gets all dolled up to take their kid to the park and then gives the kid back to the staff when they get back home.

Dinodan
Dinodan

@Drew_Monetz Not really uncommon. pretty much every celebrity uses them. The list includes Natalie Portman, January Jones, Hillary Duff, Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba..... and the list goes on and on. Plus there is nothing wrong with getting "dolled up" to go to the park. Hell, i won't leave the house in Nikes unless i'm headed to the gym or to play ball.

https://www.google.com/search?q=celebrities+with+baby+carriers&espv;=2&biw;=1339&bih;=907&tbm;=isch&tbo;=u&source;=univ&sa;=X&ved;=0ahUKEwjeoe-L9bPLAhVMXD4KHWcBB44QsAQIGw#imgrc=p4czHX3cquRCoM:

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Prime examples would be Alba, Ale and Hilary. They all always look amazing, dressed casually with little to no makeup taking their kids out to play.

Brooklyn is a barely average blonde, no wonder she looks like crap when not dolled up, she doesn't look much better with better clothes and makeup. Yes, I'm a hater, I think she's plain ugly.



Mack Power
Mack Power

I just wanna love to love Kate Upton but mostly Brooklyn Decker

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Remember Marissa Miller's body? Now that's a busty blonde that looks like a model.


lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

See a difference? We have a model, a fridge and an odd shaped woman. Yes, I'm hating on 2 of these 3 MODELS :P


Drew_Monetz
Drew_Monetz

Do you have something against large breasted blondes? You love to hate on Brooklyn and Upton.

Mack Power
Mack Power

I totally agree but I have to wonder what its like when your an average mom with a decent look taking your kid to the park then suddenly a supermodel like Brooklyn Decker who seem to have everything show up. It probably more awkward when they are with there husband who is staring.

Or if your a mom at a PTA meeting that has already stared the Brooklyn comes running late which forces everyone stare. Then after the meeting is the one that all the dad talk to.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I think her face is a disaster, of course she is no Ale!

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I hate on women with weird hips and boxy waist, especially if they are called MODELS. A model with thick waist and odd hips? I thought a model should have good proportions. It's beyond me how Upton and Brooklyn are swim suit models, at least Kate has a nice face. But Brooklyn? So unattractive.

Drew_Monetz
Drew_Monetz

Of course I remember Marissa Miller. :)

I miss her killer legs.

The modeling industry is saturated with too many average looking women.

http://imgur.com/uNVwigp

Mack Power
Mack Power

Brooklyn Decker will have the unlucky son, Hank, who will be very popular with teen boys who would normally be out of his league but always wanna hang out at his place and he doesn't understand why. They will always wanna hang plus be very helpful with his mom and not him. When they call they will probably subtle ask if she home before coming over. Or if Hank is smart he will understand this and use that to his advantage by selling his mom's bra, panties and if lucky naked pic.

Mack Power
Mack Power

Brooklyn Decker could differently give me the energy to be crazy horny!!!

FuzzyBear
FuzzyBear

That is going to be one very well fed baby.

Mack Power
Mack Power

Yea I have said but that only baby I would mind changing mind with hehe!!!

curvefan
curvefan

I'm not a fan of her ass but her bust, waist, hips are fine with me.

nrkey
nrkey

I think she looks better now. Might be because of the clothes covering her body. :p

McP
McP

She was never more than a 4 on a good day.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

When they remake the original Wizard of Oz that pointy chin should get her the part of the wicked witch of the west.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Also, I HATE those baby carries. Imagine having to have your legs spread that wide for fucking hours, poor babies.


curvefan
curvefan

@lenilovesfeet I volunteer to let Brooklyn experience what it feels like for as long as a case of water, chap-stick and lube will help me last.

Dinodan
Dinodan

@lenilovesfeet me either. You hold the kid in your arms, put them in a stroller, or make the damn kid walk.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I didn't even keep my kid in her crib that much. I had few cute baby mats that I would put on a (clean) carpet and I would just put Olivia on those mats, she was a very happy baby. When I had to go somewhere I would just use a lightweight stroller. She was walking by the time she was one.

AND I took my time to do makeup and wear decent clothes, being a new mother doesn't mean a woman should look like hell.

Lets be honest, small babies sleep most of the day, there's always enough time to do makeup.



lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Would you like her body if she had small B cups? Just curious.


lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

If you take your eyes off her cleavage and look at her face you will notice that she has never been good looking.

There's a pig snout in the middle of her face.


Dinodan
Dinodan

LOL....the timing of this post is perfect. We were just talking about her in the Baywatch thread.

She's never been pretty, and her tall wide hips will not age well.