Everyone’s Will Be Talking About Jessica Simpson’s New Bikini Pics

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Jessica Simpson Soaking Up The Sun In MexicoPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Yup, the woman who’s famous for making sexy comebacks is back at it again with a seemingly staged bikini photo-op while enjoying a vacation with friends in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Jessica showed off her oversized rack in an undersized bikini and almost looked like she was going to film another one of those skanky-and-over-the-top Carl’s Jr. commercials. And, while we’re on the topic of oversized racks, Jessica recently stated that she’s “not” obsessed with her breasts and will not get a breast lift (that comes straight from the papz’s by-line).

 

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

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  • Dinodan

    The boobs spillith over. gross.

  • McP

    My jaw literally dropped

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    Holy boob job, Batman!

  • ezrathegreat88

    Tig ol bitties.

  • Drew_Monetz

    “Is this some kind of bust?”
    “Very impressive, yes!”

  • johnconnor777

    I’d love to hit it and quit it

  • nrkey

    LMAO! Reminds me of the chick with the German name that everyone forgot.

  • lenilovesfeet

    I’m looking at her legs and I don’t like what I see.

  • curvefan

    lenilovesfeet I agree and I’m surprised. It hasn’t been that long ago that her legs looked spectacular. http://i.imgur.com/oR4ZbIq.jpg

  • Drew_Monetz

    Jessica had nice legs, for a short woman, when she was younger. Now, they’re too muscular.

  • McP

    lenilovesfeet Those legs would make me jizz in 2 seconds.

  • Dinodan

    McP lenilovesfeet ewww. those legs have more definition, and are more muscular then a man’s bicep that body builds.

  • McP

    Dinodan McP lenilovesfeet Yeah but they work with that body. Thick legs, flat waist, big titties. Ow! Nothing worse than disproportionately thin legs

  • McP

    Dinodan McP lenilovesfeet OK actually a flat ass is worse. But anyway, I hate legs that are too thin for the rest of the body.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Oddly, I think maybe Brit-Brit has held up the best of the class of ’99 (Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore.)

  • curvefan

    Spanglylovesheels I will always remember John Mayer evaluation of Jessica. Let’s remember that Mayer had some serious talent so far as a comparison.
    http://www.popsugar.com/John-Mayer held
    nothing back during a http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/john-mayer-jessica-simpson-was-crazy-2010102 when he dished on his sexual
    relationship with http://www.popsugar.com/Jessica-Simpson.
    About Jessica, who he dated in 2006, John said, “Sexually it was crazy. It
    was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
    He went on to call her “a drug,” adding, “Did
    you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*cking snort you? If you
    charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep
    f*cking you’?”

  • Spanglylovesheels

    curvefan Well considering that Jessica is a preacher’s kid (PK) that all makes sense. It takes living in a particularly sexually repressed family (for example the Duggars) to really go off the deep end with the sex. Brit Brit and Xtina sold sex in their videos but might have actually been more reserved in real life since they might not have been so repressed in their sex lives. But I can believe what he says about Jessica. But even so I don’t think she looks that great now and that is what I was commenting on.

  • curvefan

    Spanglylovesheels curvefan I’ll give you that Brittany is looking amazing right now but all of the chatter about her handlers and stuff is a little unnerving.