MoeJackson

Kara is an ugly mix of ugly features. Jennifer is old and her shiny chin scares me. Tanya is an ugly famine victim. Shay looks like she's embalmed. Seeing her with worse makeup or in ways where she can't control how her body is viewed really dropped her to the C-list for me. Also has the depth of a puddle you can't drown in.

@nrkey Alright. You take that back about Shay. I am playing the Bastardly card on you as well. Shay is exquisite and does NOT look embalmed. As for depth, well I might not entirely disagree with you there.

nrkey is bringing old school bastardly back to moejackson. I love it!!!! Great post.

@nrkey shay looks way better than chloe moretz

@Spanglylovesheels @nrkey You're right, she doesn't look embalmed here. When they embalm someone they try to make them look lively. This looks more like she's about to die of a high fever.

@Joe Mackson Pfft, that's the best you can do?

@nrkey best I can do? what does that mean?

Although I'm a fan of Shay, she has a pretty big nose and is not a 10 face wise. She has many amazing features like hair, skin tone, beautifully shaped eyes, nice legs and pretty feet.

@nrkey @Joe Mackson Horrible body shape, looks like Kate Upton there.

@lenilovesfeet Oh, suddenly she's not perfect anymore? :P It was your comment that made me break my vow to be nicer this year. :P

I believe I did say in the past that she was perfect. But then I looked up her photos on bellazon and the more I looked at her face the more I noticed her nose and off putting smile.

Having said that, most of her features are perfect. The hair, the tan skin, eye shape and color, teeth, legs, feet - gorgeous.

Nose and smile however, nope.

The only truly perfect woman is Alba :P lol lol

@nrkey I think you need glasses:

@lenilovesfeet Big Nose? Does everyone need glasses on this board?! ;-)

@lenilovesfeet now you are trolling.....but I love you just as much!

@McP @nrkey @Joe Mackson Like bloody hell! She is not built like a refrigerator with ginormous boobs, pale, veiny skin and hairy moles. Apparently you need glasses too! I have attached some.

@nrkey @McP @lenilovesfeet

Shay is great from the neck up, not a fan of the rest of her. Her body is not great at all. She's boxy and has deflated boobs. Her legs are decent though

@Dinodan @nrkey @McP @lenilovesfeet

Here's a pair for you too!

@McP Nah, you can still tell it's a person instead of an appliance.

I think Jen is hotter now than when she was on friends, Shay as always is elite!

Shay is my Alba! I just find her physical perfection. I know she has flaws but they are over ruled by her raven hair, beautiful doe eyes and tawny skin. She is very girly and looks so good in this style of dress and this kind of setting. Look at those gorgeous feet of hers, especially that instep leading to that smooth supple heel. For comparison look at Aniston's waxy looking feet. Shay is heaven on earth for this Bastard.

The only thing I don't love about Shay is her smirk-smile. Other features are stunning.

@lenilovesfeet Her smirk-smile puts you off like Alba's sour puss puts me off. Otherwise they are kind of cut from the same cloth. Beautiful, feminine, flawless, olive skin. Soft but fit bodies. Nice feet.

I love Shay, but her makeup, hair, dress and shoes are horrible here. I don't understand how a stylist can fuck up working with such a hot woman.

@Drew_Monetz You sir are in error. We have to agree to disagree on this one! I am playing the Bastard card today.

Fair enough, my friend!

Shay because of the body and then Kara.

@curvefan Shay has a body?

Shay is so hot

Shay's boobs always look awkward. Tanya is very sexy and has really pretty hair, but I have issues with that jawline. Jennifer has great legs for her age.

She tries too hard to put them on display. It's her hair, eyes, height, skin tone, legs, and feet that make her special.

@Drew_Monetz I don't think they are that large and they might flapjack a bit. I admit she has flaws but I can overlook them because I have a Rager for her!

@Drew_Monetz That is fair. Hopefully she won't go the bolt on route sometime. She should just pick outfits where her boobs are not the main event.

I'd be perfectly happy with her covering boobs up and exposing her shapely legs.

1. Shay, because she has the most attractive features

2. Kara, because she's incredibly sexy, yet kinda ugly at the same time

3. Tanya. She may appear hot at first glance, but google her smiling pics and you will be scared.

@lenilovesfeet Yes I voted Tanya and want to change my vote.

Yes, Tanya doesn't have a smile like Alba, but she's sexy as fuck. Check out her Instagram pics. Don't worry, she's rarely smiling in any of them.

@lenilovesfeet Holy fuck.She has Joker teeth.

Oh boy! Haha!

Is she Irina's sister?

http://imgur.com/TPoSZrF

@lenilovesfeet That is the ugliest smile i've ever seen.

Her sex appeal is off the charts, not sure if I can get past this though:

Maybe from a different father ;)