BREAKING!!! Eddie Murphy’s Fiancee Paige Butcher Walks Over A Parking Lot Speed Bump!

Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Paige Butcher spotted out grabbing coffee from Starbucks in LAPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

I’ll be honest, our days as a site are numbered and here’s a perfect example of the type of post that the Internet will no longer get to enjoy in a few months. At the end of the day, I have to admit, this might be a good thing.

Anyway, these latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as Eddie Murphy’s fiancee & baby-momma Paige Butcher broke with protocol (i.e. hitting up Coffee Bean alongside Eddie) and grabbed a iced-coffee from a Starbucks. Let’s hope Eddie doesn’t find out.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

  • James

    Permanently Damaged Goods! Completely Ruined!

  • lenilovesfeet

    I like her, I think she’s attractive. Not drop dead gorgeous, but a good looking woman for sure. AND, an example of short legs/ long torso built. Belongs in a bikini!

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    Hang in there, Moe!

  • Drew_Monetz

    No more Moejackson? Where will we go?

  • lenilovesfeet

    What? 🙁
    Before moejackson.com is gone, I NEED TO KNOW who really was behind the username Pamela. I know it was somebody else just fucking with us all, and I would love to know who that person was. If it was who I think it was, that person is a genius.
    Also, what happened to Glimmer? Glimmer, where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz
    TO HELL

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz
    …………for being mean to all the women posted on here all these years, haha!

  • curvefan

    Say it ain’t so, Moe.
    As for Paige, darling you don’t live in a cold weather city so you can bust out that very sexy body year round. Now loose the jeans and show us some skin.

  • MoeJackson

    lenilovesfeet I really wish there could be some sort of virtual reunion of all all the notable commenters (especially the really annoying ones) before we shut the lights and hit the delete button on all our 10-years worth of (completely useless) archives…

  • MoeJackson

    lenilovesfeet Pamela was definitely in the top 5 of most annoying…

  • lenilovesfeet

    She was, but she also was kinda fun. Oh, what I would do to argue with her one more time 😀

  • johnconnor777

    MoeJackson lenilovesfeet don’t forget wiseblood, never forget

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    D55 was one of the most annoying people ever, along with Miley Virus.
    Moe, I will still pay you $2 Canadian per month to hang in there.

  • lenilovesfeet

    johnconnor777 MoeJackson lenilovesfeet
    One of the best people on this site, absolutely awesome guy.

  • lenilovesfeet

    GrgeCdnBastard
    I have to disagree about D55, I know she was a controversial person, but I was lucky to get to know her aside from this site and she was great, very passionate about her beliefs and not afraid to speak her mind no matter what. I wish I had the balls to be like her.
    Love her or hate her, moejackson has never been the same when she left.
    D55, Caitie, AlinaMaria, Roxy, Pamela, nookies, wiseblood, Glimmer, ladylazarus, lazydays - they all were great in their own way, and I miss them.

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    You knew her better than me. I hope to attend the MoeJackson reunion one day. I will rent a Prius.

  • Drew_Monetz

    You’re definitely going to hell for all of mean things you said about Ariel. 🙂

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet GrgeCdnBastard I joined during the last year or so of the BASTARDLY and remember all these people and the ENDLESS discussion threads. AlinaMaria, Roxy, and the lady from Malaysia (something about Zeus? help me out Leni, my mind is failing me?!) were three of my very favorites. CatieHarmful was also a particular favorite though I didn’t always fall on the same side as her. I liked her spirit though.

    I am just as curious as you are Leni? What happened to Glimmer?

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet If this site’s days are numbered, please let me know how we can keep in contact Leni. We have been friends now for so long, I can’t bear losing you! Did you remember your password yet?

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Moe, I hope you will let us end this with you. Please start a countdown clock on the site or something like it so that we can prepare. Please don’t just suddenly disappear. That really is just too disruptive to your friends out here. We are a family in a certain way.

    Thank you!

  • MoeJackson

    hahahah

  • Bowser

    Boz! Butthole of Zeus. And she was from Indonesia. Man, I really miss her and all of the people mentioned above. Maybe one day we can all have a big reunion. I’ll bring the booze.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Spanglylovesheels lenilovesfeet
    Not yet, I’ve been digging through my notes in all drawers, I KNOW I have it written somewhere, and I’m determined to find it. If not, I’ll just create another email and tattoo the password on the bottom of my foot, hehe.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Spanglylovesheels lenilovesfeet GrgeCdnBastard
    I would kill to know what happened to Glimmer, whether he’s ok and where did he move (what website did he move to).

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz
    God is on my side, he will defend me! He created Ariel and had a good laugh doing so 😉

  • MoeJackson

    Spanglylovesheels oh you guys will know far in advance!!

  • MoeJackson That’s going to be a depressing day. With you till the end.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    MoeJackson On behalf of everybody, thank you Moe. It really won’t be easy to let this go.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet Well I would love to see that! LOL. I just don’t want all of this to end and don’t want to lose contact with you. We have to make plans to move to another board if there is anything else at all like this on the whole web!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet I think you knew him better than I did but I think you told me once that he had some issues. I hope he is still sailing on life’s river and is staying away from the rapids. (My lame attempt at being poetic about it!)

  • lenilovesfeet

    EVERYONE on here has some issues, haha!

  • lenilovesfeet

    Spanglylovesheels lenilovesfeet
    We can always move to wikifeet.com, but I don’t think they will let us chat.
    There’s no other website like moejackson. We can gossip, we can chat, we can insult each other all we want, but can laugh, we had profiles, we had BLOTDs, we had forum! Ehh, life was great.

  • johnconnor777

    Spanglylovesheels MoeJackson this is really sad, if were on the same city we should do a bastardly farewell party or something. We should all get you a goodbye gift before you switch off the lights, don’t you have an amazon wishlist or something like that?

  • Bowser

    Damn, the comments on this post are actually making me sad. I know this isn’t the final entry, but still. Long live the Bastardly, and long live MoeJackson.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    johnconnor777 Spanglylovesheels MoeJackson Not a bad idea about the wishlist johnconnor!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet well THAT is the truth for sure!!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet maybe a sub Reddit? There has got to be some place we can migrate? After all it really seems like the entire web is made up of BASTARDS!

  • McP

    Dammit. I felt I was getting too old for this site (as are many of you!), but still.
    And it can’t be replaced with Facebook. Bastardly has been a good place for alter egos rather than real identities (I’m not as fearless as Leni to join the two!).
    Well thank you Moe and the rest of you.
    (I thought d55 was the best.)

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    I remember trying to use proxy servers to get around the annoying web police at my previous employer just to see the discussions on Bastardly. I always thought that Moe would get that Tesla that he so richly deserves. Long live the Bastardly!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    GrgeCdnBastard Hail Hail!