Taylor Swift Officially Begins Search For Her Next Temporary Boyfriend

Taylor Swift Leaves Restaurant In New YorkPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

You guys have any guesses as to who Taylor Swift’s next man will be? Taylor’s love life is getting a bit hilarious when you consider the fact that her average relationship lasts around three months.

I have a feeling she enjoys the highs of the initial hookup (we’re not exactly sure what that means on Planet Taylor) and then breakups following the obligatory “First Fight,” which anyone & everyone must go through. With Taylor, I’m assuming it’s some sort of power struggle where she wants to be the dominant one & most self-respecting dudes won’t take that shit so they just hit the eject button. There most be other interesting theories out there with respect to her frequent breakups, so feel free to chime in below in the comments.

These latest photos were snapped yesterday. Taylor in the all-black workout getup was snapped as she left one of her workout sessions. She wore the leggy outfit to a post-breakup-bitch-fest-dinner with friends in NYC last night.

Taylor Swift Leaves Restaurant In New YorkPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

  • johnconnor777

    Pick me and use me for 3 months and I´ll do to your body some interesting things for the lyrics of the next soon…

  • bob01

    come on down next guy ur on the Taylor show u can win three month’s of dating her

  • curvefan

    Another one bites the dust. I’ve been telling you she wants to kiss and act like a young teenager in their first love affair. Sex is not a priority to her.

  • nrkey

    She’s been looking good lately, maybe she should just play the field a bit, let a few more people enjoy those legs. 😛

  • Drew_Monetz

    She would probably do best with a normal guy, because a normal guy would worship her. This notion that she wants an equal, will never work, because it’s really all about her.

  • James

    Taylor is gorgeous! Great legs!

  • Dtruth

    Taylor is becoming the most notorious man-eater in Hollywood. She chews them up and spits them out then moves on to the next one.

  • McP

    She emasculated the last one. Or he did it to himself I guess.

  • Ivor Biggun

    3 months of humping her legs???

    Yes Please!