Kate Upton Proves That Being A Bitchy Swimsuit Model-Diva Can Get You Not One, But THREE Covers!

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So first of all, who’s pissed off about this? And if you are pissed, who would you have wanted on the cover?

I think it’s safe to say that Kate Upton really needs to give her agent a huge bonus for pulling off what appears to publishing trifecta. In the past week, we’ve heard rumors about Kate being a total diva during the shooting process. Rumor has it that Kate held her shoot hostage claiming that the only way she would allow her photos to appear in the new issue is if she got the cover. The oft-quoted insider from a Page Six article (not exactly the NYT, but hey, this is the age of fake news), published last week sheds more light:

“There was drama,” says the source. “Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the cover. She also had a list of photographers and hair and makeup people she would only work with.

Turning our attention to the covers—the fact that Kate’s wearing an swimsuit in just one of those three covers tells you what it takes to get the attention of dudes in 2017.

Anyway, for those of you who want to see the full layout, head over to SI Swimsuit’s official website for complete coverage of the latest issue.

Here’s Kate discussing the big reveal last night on Kimmel:

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Drew_Monetz
Drew_Monetz

Haha! And Robyn is considered to be the plus size model.

Liddycat
Liddycat

LAME. Kate is the biggest slut of all time. It's laughable at this point. "Success" is becoming a measure of soullessness. Rose is retardedly perfect... I like Vita, not the prettiest but she has sex appeal. Bo is beautiful too, amazing body and holding it down for the brunettes who are seriously underrepresented.

Jahrgos
Jahrgos

I would've thought Christie brinkley on the cover would've been better even (and more appropriate, special)

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Shows you how having big boobs and being blonde still "Trumps" all in this country. And probably the same crowd that voted for him voted for her.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

@Drew_Monetz

Rose is a 10, I don't love Barbara's face, but she's very sexy and her body is perfect. These two would make a great cover girl. No photoshop needed!


Drew_Monetz
Drew_Monetz

Rose is the complete package. I wish she got the cover so it would springboard her career. I knew it wouldn't happen, since she's not a household name.

Barbara is so sexy and I love her womanly figure. Her waist, hips, and butt are incredible. Not the prettiest, but she has gorgeous eyes.

I see Kate Upton's appeal - a blonde, large chested, corn fed farmer's daughter type. I'm not a hater and she is pretty, but I don't understand the fascination with her.

Bowser
Bowser

Barbara has an incredible figure, especially her waist and hips. The only one who can compete in my girl Nina. Maybe you can think of others since I'm not well versed at the moment.

Candice is obviously in there, but she's out of the loop currently.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

@Bowser

Kelly Brook, but she is in a "plus size" category now, sadly.

Nina's figure is very sexy and feminine, the only thing that would make it better would be bigger calves (and nicer feet, haha), but she really has a great shape.


ValOletta
ValOletta

Laos should have been the cover but I don't think they will even cast her next year

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

@Drew_Monetz

I would understand Kate's appeal if she had good legs or round butt. Her only good feature (not to me, but to some men) are the udders. Kate with a small chest would look like this - worst possible body shape, she has it.


ValOletta
ValOletta

I heard she slept her way to success and in person she comes off like a hooker--- vacant, overly flirty, two faced

Jahrgos
Jahrgos

Sad. I was hoping the covers were fake (as in a joke).

LimaFan
LimaFan

No, no and no. Bring back Jessica Gomes.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Just noticed this photo, what the hell? Why would they even do a shot of her flat ass?


johnconnor777
johnconnor777

if there was an Oscar for Photoshop they should give one to the guys who made the photo cover....

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

@johnconnor777

They did a horrible job, she still has no shape and looks 3 months pregnant. My cover would be better, haha!


lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

This is a sexy figure, you know, one that does not resemble a fridge:



assman8

I'm sorry, liberals, but not everyone is "special" and Kate Upton is definitely not special enough to be the cover model of anything besides "Good Housekeeping": Kitchen Appliances Edition.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

@assman8 Except I will bet you money that being "liberal" was the farthest thing from influencing this cover. I would be more likely to believe "conservative". I imagine a guy in a trucker hat and flannel shirt and wranglers eyeing her big knockers and then calling his fat wife over for some pawing and grunting.

assman8

@Spanglylovesheels @assman8


Haha that's fair, but only in overly PC, liberal america can fatties like Ashley Graham and Hunter McGrady (don't google those for your own sake please) make the SI Swimsuit edition. I guess the correct answer is Libs and Conservs both ftl.

Dinodan
Dinodan

SMH, FML, and every other acronym that expresses shock and disgust to this generation's mantra of nonconformity, love of indifference, and celebrating mediocrity in an attempt to boost their inward view of their uninspired, underachieving, pathetic lives.

Let's celebrate the unique, the different, the rare.

And now I am gone until this refrigerator, that is more square than the shape of the magazine she is on, is no longer defined or featured as a bikini model.

supersecret
supersecret

I would have told her to take her refrigerator shaped ass home and called up Charlotte Mckinney.