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Photo Credit: Backgrid USA; Ashley Tisdale, Amy Schumer and Amber Stevens West

And…we’re back!

I was beginning to think we’d be gone for good, but thankfully we’ve arranged for temporary relief from the people who bought FameFlynet, the photo agency that we used previously. Apparently the two photo agencies (AKM-GSI & FameFlynet) are renaming themselves in order to renegotiate previous agreements held by longtime subscribers, which is a pretty smart legal & financial move, but in the process we, the little guy, get kind of screwed. To be honest, I think using the term “royally screwed” works perfectly fine here because the new agreement asks us to pay about 8x more for each photo than we were previously paying to Fameflynet. That’s probably more than you guys wanted to know, but if you guys ever wonder why we have such shitty photos or so few in number, this is the reason.

Just like Chloe Sevigny did last week, Amy Schumer is also opting to wear low-cut, motor-boat-friendly dresses to all the “Snatched” premieres in order to keep attention off her face. While obviously cruel, we’ll continue to make use of our old-school brownbags!

In other news, Ashley Tisdale is still alive! I thought she retired a couple years go, to be completely honest. And finally, Amber Stevens West was the real winner at this premiere! We definitely need to see more photos of her! OW!