Monthly Archives: October 2011

NYC: The Kerr-Bloom Family Brings The Afternoon Links!!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as fashionable couple Miranda Kerr & husband Orlando Bloom took their son Flynn out for a walk in NYC. That little guy looked super cute as usual.

– JWoWW Dresses Up The Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
– Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth [The Superficial]
– A very Chive Halloween Part 1 (70 Photos) [The Chive]
– Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child Dressed as Daddy Dearest for Halloween [BroBible]
– Jessica Alba Is A Witch [Popoholic]
– Cameron Diaz Was Cameron Diaz
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

– From The “How Do I Fap To This?” Files: Al Roker As Prince Hot Ginge [Dlisted]
– The Walken Dead Come to Life [Unreality Mag]
– A (Very Brief) Photo History of Kim Kardashian’s Failed Marriage [Complex]
– Kim Kardashian Releases Statement Regarding Divorce Filing [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey have good timing [Celebslam]

– ‘The Megan Fox of Hollywood North’ Veronika London Lights Up Maxim Canada [10 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
– Paz de la Huerta Does Halloween of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Lindsay Lohan Spends Halloween With Her Dad [Celeb Jihad]
– Heidi Klum Bodies Costume & A Beefy Bumble Bee [Daily WTF] [Busted Coverage]

– Catalina Otalvaro [Flabber]
– Gwen Stefani as Tranvestite Hooker Cinderella [Yeeeah!]
– Sofia Vergara Is Good at Twitter [The Blemish]
– Eva La Rue Fills Out A Bikini Nicely [The Grumpiest]
– Pauly Shore goes guido! [Caught On Set]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Kate Upton is a Hot Tabasco Bottle

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Staying true to Halloween tradition, Kate Upton decided to dress up as a Slutty Tabasco Bottle to Bette Midler’s Hulaween Ball held at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. Obviously, it’s a horrible excuse for a Slutty Halloween costume, but since it’s hottie-newbie Kate Upton, we’ll let it slide.

In addition to the pics from the event, we’re sprinkled a few pics from Kate’s juicy photo shoots, as well as the following two pics Tweeted from the event:
Photo Credit: Twitter
Photo Credit: Twitter

Ladies Who Got Dressed-Up For Halloween Over The Weekend!

Photo Credit: WENN

Once again it’s Halloween and time for ladies to dress up in slutty outfits and simply respond that “It’s my costume!” when being told that she looks like a prostitute. Not to say you have the ladies who truly get into the spirit of things as Heidi Klum does year-in year-out. However, we’re more accustomed to seeing the slutty ranks like Sophie Tuner as “slutty Native Indian” or these ladies featured here, varying in range of sluttiness but none taking the title from Coco for (so far) sluttiest costume of 2011.

Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Jayde Nicole Loves Playing Dress Up!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Kids might love Halloween for all the candy, but older dudes who can no longer go door to door for candy without looking creepy simply resort to devouring all the eye candy at various adults-only Halloween parties featuring chicks in every imaginable slutty costume out there.

Take for example former Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole as she hit a couple Halloween parties in Los Angeles over the weekend. One of her costumes was a Slutty Queen of Hearts & her other costume was Slutty Snow White. Not exactly the most creative costumes, but at the end of the day she did well in accomplishing her goal of looking slutty. I don’t think there are many heterosexual dudes out there who give a shit about her costume as long as it successfully reveals the right body parts.

Santa Monica: The 18th Annual Dream Halloween Party

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The 18th Annual Dream Halloween Party was the more kid-friendly of the Halloween celebrations as noted by the numerous attendees who probably fall into ether the Barely Legal or Jailbait categories. Nonetheless there were the MILFs in attendance too; however, they were with their young children. Honestly we can’t really say what most of these girls do but can make the assumption that they’re probably on Nickelodeon or Disney. This just goes to show that even those of the Jailbait category subtely want to graduate their way into the Sophie Turner slutty costume standard.

Nazanin Boniadi @ The Designs For The Cure Gala

Photo Credit: WENN

You might think that this is Nazanin Boniadi’s debut to the site but we dug way back into 2007 to see her first and only previous appearance. Nazanin currently has a recurring role as Barney’s girlfriend, Nora, on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother. She previously starred as Leyla Mir on General Hospital. Not only is she sexy and smart, as evident by her degree in Biological Sciences, she’s quite the activist with Amnesty International too! Read more about her involvement at Nazanin’s Wiki entry.

Emmanuelle Chriqui @ The Designs For The Cure Gala

Photo Credit: WENN

There hasn’t been much to write about MoeJackson mainstay hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui as she’s been doing a bunch of voice work including Cheetara on Thundercats, an episode of Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil and as Page in the upcoming Tron: Uprising. However, in 2012, expect to once again see Emmanuelle as Sancia in Showtime’s The Borgias. After a successful season one, the show will be back for season two but not until sometime next year. Stay tuned but until then, there’s no harm in reviewing Emmanuelle’s juicy category.

Nikki Reed Continued Her “Breaking Dawn” European Tour!

Photo Credit: WENN

Nikki Reed and Jackson Rathbone continued their European promotion tour of Breaking Dawn with continued photocalls in Madrid and a red carpet appearance at the 6th International Rome Film Festival. So there were photos of both Nikki and Jackson together; however, we didnt want to bother with the dude so it’s only Nikki this time around.

As you already know from our constant repitious posts, since we don’t what else to write, Nikki stars as Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga. Once more, here’s the same spiel about visiting the Breaking Dawn – Part 1 official website for more info.

Why Are Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Divorcing After Only 72 Days?!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Real shocker, right?

Last Thursday we were speculating the couple probably won’t make it until summer, 2012-assuming they could fight past the holidays into the new year, of course. Long story short, TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian is seeking a divorce on the grounds of ‘irreconcilable differences’ and the date date of separation is listed as today (October 31). On Planet Kim, “irreconcilable differences” means “I wanted to go out dinner with my entire family & he wanted it to be just us two for once” or of course, “He keeps missing his bi-weekly mani/pedi appointments and that proves he’s not committed to the marriage.”

To get things moving in her favor, Kim has even hired top celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has dealt with the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver & Angelina Jolie. If Kim can make money getting married, there’s no reason she can’t cash in with the divorce! Look for the whole thing to be televised, complete with a star-studded divorce party!

So, what caused these two to call things off so quickly? Was the wedding just a scheme for the Kardashian family to earn more money and fame or was it all the pressure from the media? One thing is for sure, though, Kim’s evil mom Kris Jenner probably had a major hand in the breakup.

Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Sophie Turner is a Bootilicious Native Indian

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By far one of the most bootilicious members of the MoeJackson D-Lister Community, so to see her in a not-so-bootlicious Halloween costume is kinda disappointing. These were snapped over the weekened as the Austrlian model & reality TV star was seen in a sexy Indian Warrior costume as she hit an event at the Hollywood Forever cemetery in Los Angeles.

For those of you bastards who missed her previous exploits, enjoy the sample below:
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN; Bauer-Griffin; See more from each set in Sophie’s category (workout pics here).

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