Monthly Archives: December 2007

Beautiful Candice Swanepoel Rings in The Bastardly New Year!

Happy New Year, everyone! Party safely.

– Heidi Montag Got New Lips? [HollywoodTuna]
– Larry Birkhead And Dannielynn At LAX [I’m Not Obsessed]
– 2007 is dood, lang leve 2008! [Flabber]
– A little something for the ladies, PART 2 [Celebslam]
– SNicolette Sheridan in Her Bikini Again [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– WTF bastardly?! [The Bastardly Society]

– I Didn’t Think It Was Possible [Dlisted]
– Buttaface should change clothes [Tasteful Celebs]
– Parker Lewis loses to Bud Bundy again [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Paris and K-Fed party together [Cele|bitchy]
– Mischa Barton Should Have Been Arrested Long Ago [Fatback and Collards]

– Celebrity Plastic Surgery is Hot [CityRag]
– Hayden’s got a boyfriend [DerekHail]
– Nicole Richie Moves In [Celeb Warship]
– Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]

– The Most Horrifying Movie Trailer of the Year For Men [Complex]
– Sharon Stone slips her nipple [The Blemish]
– Is Miley Cyrus becoming a MySpace whore? [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
– Top 10 Movies Of 2007 [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

CONFIRMED: Beyonce is about 30x Hotter than Solange Knowles


These were snapped @ the opening of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club at The Palazzo Resort-Hotel-Casino in Las Vegas

A couple days back, reports surfaced that Jay-Z’s pimped-out nightclub didn’t have meet Vegas healthy & safety codes after failing some building inspections, but it appears the club will be open for biz for the big New Year’s Eve bash set to go down w/ big name stars later tonight.

Bey arrived with her younger sister SOLANGE and the two made for quite a sight on the red carpet.

An onlooker said: “Beyonce and Solange lit up the room.

“It’s clear the good looks run in the family.”

The big man himself arrived in style, wearing a fitted three-piece suit with cool shades to complete the look. [The Sun]

Alessandra Ambrosio Loves The Snow!

Since we rarely review Ale’s Wiki, here’s an interesting snippet…

Ambrosio loves surfing, seeing bands, caipirinha and chocolates, which she admits eating every day. She is very conscious of her figure and works out with her Brazilian trainer twice a month doing the Brazilian Butt Lift, which is a mix of samba, capoeira and aerobics.
When Ambrosio first came to New York, Gisele Bündchen lent her her apartment for two weeks and Adriana Lima helped her translate English.
She described her typical week as jetsetting from one country to another for photo shoots and in between she has some phone interviews. She still visits her family in Brazil regularly and calls Erechim, Brazil her favorite place in the world and having traveled the world has not yet convinced her otherwise.[14] These days, she shares a New York City apartment with her lawyer sister Aline.
She is best friends with Ana Beatriz Barros. [Wiki]

Jackie Guerrido @ 2007 Stars of the Year Event


The event was sponsored by People En Espanol

Jackie Guerrido’s new man is turning out to be a real badboy…

Reggaeton star Don Omar faces mixed fortunes in 2008 – he’s planning a wedding and now faces a court appearance. Omar has learned he’ll have to make an appearance before the Puerto Rican Supreme Court, where he’ll face alleged drug and firearm possession charges. He was arrested on 7 September, 2004, by drug-enforcement officers in Carolina, Puerto Rico, after they found him and two pals smoking marijuana. The agents also found a gun in his possession. A court date has yet to be set. Omar has still to name a date for his 2008 wedding with his fiancee, Jackie Guerrido. [ContactMusic]

Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashley Tisdale Might be on Louis Vuitton’s Payroll!

Not that any of you actually give a shit, but Ash’s deviated septum is serious stuff—so serious that she had to cancel shows earlier this month…

Ashley Tisdale is saying sorry to fans for scratching two shows over the weekend because of her recent nose job. “When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time,” she wrote on her Web site. “Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.” The “High School Musical” star, who missed her gigs in Miami and Philadelphia, was also absent at New York’s Jingle Ball on Friday. [MTV]

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