Christina Aguilera (Finally) Escapes Planet MILF!

Christina’s Back!

Sheeeee’s baaaaack! Thank the Lord O’ Mighty!

Christina chose a great time to re-debut her old, innocent, Genie in a Bottle look to the superficial world. The photos were taken at a post-Oscars party hosted by the Angry, Annoying Elton John’s AIDS foundation. I wonder if Elton performed one of his annoying songs? It’s a good bet.

So, why did Christina change up the style?! Well, rumor has it, (this is where we get a little creative) that Jordy wouldn’t hand over the rock w/out a signed agreement that Christina would ditch the Marilyn Monroe look and go back to how she looked when the couple first sexed it up. Well, Christina got the rock & Jordy got the old Christina, so to all you people having marital problems, learn how to compromise from these two!

Without further ado, check out the photos below, kiddies.

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21 comments
Camma camma

SHe is soooo naturally beautiful!!!! I'm soo glad she decided to go more NATURAL. she looks hotter than ever!!!

ninja
ninja

that top photo is actually the first time i found her cute, when she was a pre-ho. now she's just a pretty fuck machine with new paint/make-up.

hehe. that second pic looks like shes trying to hit the high note...again...while saying, "HELLO".

cc

why is she trying to be marilyn monroe, its so stupid.

qweenie

Christina doesnt have the bod or curves to pull of the Marilyn look well, but I must say this look here is kinda boring & blah, just like 90% of her music

Renn
Renn

she's hott!!

suzanne1281
suzanne1281

She looks likes skinny Anna Nicole in the first pic.

Tammy
Tammy

I agree with Harvey. I though she looked so nice in her Genie in a Bottle Video. When she went to that whoreish total slut look in the Lady Marmalade and Dirty videos she completely turned me off from her music because of her slutty image. I'm glad she's toned it down considerably. I don't really care for that Marilyn Monroe thing she does sometimes but it's alot better then her pracically naked, fuck me now look of the past.

Harvey
Harvey

The genie look is hottest by far, not modern hip-pop cum-dumpster, Mexi-vampire, or bleached Judy G. I'm guessing the next look will be...... natural? Riiiight.

Sunji

Who would have ever guessed a few years ago that Cristina would be the cuter and classier between she and Britney? However, NO CONTEST anymore! Cristina looks great. God knows she has more talent!

Oksana(Russia)
Oksana(Russia)

I think Christina is sexier with black hair , but she looks good with white too.

Lena

its the dress's cut, shes not pregnant.

and damn...i never thought i'd say this about xtina (lol), but she looks gorgeous.

Renn
Renn

wow, she looks absolutely gorgeous w.o the whole milf look

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

it doesn't look like she's fat it's just her dress

Nigi Jonsen
Nigi Jonsen

didrex toxicity

Christina Aguilera (Fi...

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

She's actually really cute when she hasn't smeared three tons of shit in her face.

Rummel
Rummel

Jimi Hendrix

Christina Aguilera (Fi...

Melsa

I agree with some of you guys, she does look a little chubby in the pic with Elton.. but in the first pic she looks really pretty, I think that she looks good with not that dark of eye shadow on... bye the way Jordon Bratman is one ugly fuck.

Holly
Holly

Elton looks more preggo's then she does. Man is her fiance gross, but she's no better.

Has anyone seen her without makeup. Puke!

Although with make up - the first photo she looks really geogeous. It's just that the make up washes away.

Girl
Girl

chris can look good when she wants..... and I don't like Elton John.. he is an pain in the ass.....the good thing is that he looks sick....(I'm bad.... haha)

Moe
Moe

Oh god. I think I'm going blind b/c in the 2nd photo she totally looks totally preggies. (unfortunately) Chicks like her are pounding birth control pills with each meal, so it's very doubtful.

Jenna
Jenna

Uhm.....is it me or just Christina looks somewhat too fat......maybe she is preagnant?