Posts from July 2014

Michael Jackson Linked To A Bloody Chimp!

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NY Daily Writes,

“He was changing Bubbles’ diapers and just got carried away,” DeBarge said in a 1993 interview, which we’ve obtained. DeBarge added that during the alleged incident, Bubbles, who was “just a baby,” “had a smile on his face.”

The musician said, “Michael would call the trainer and have him bring Bubbles over to spend the night once in a while when he wanted some company.”

How low are they going to drag this shit? The bitches behind this conspiracy are going to seriously pay.

Blowing up every fucking testimony in the 1993 trial is only the media’s attempt to drag an innocent man into suicide. Believe it or not, but that’s what Michael’s gonna do if the jury finds him guilty.

Regardless, the media & those bitchasswhores (cops & everyone in the DA’s office) feel that any affection Michael has shown in his lifetime toward another living organism was done so with sexual intentions. It is not Michael who’s sick in the head, it’s those whores who think up this shit.

What are they trying to say?! That they don’t watch hardcore porn once they tuck in their kids? Seriously.

Ex-Whore Jessica Alba Is Coming! Have Mercy!

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Ex Whore Jessica Alba

Peacefully hot!

I have really high expectation for this movie, but I became even more anxious to check it out after reading what J had to say about her Sin City stripper experience.

I am - practically - naked in every movie I do. It’s horrible. But I always get inspired by other actresses who embrace their curves. I was so nervous during Sin City because I play a stripper. I wore chaps and little underwear. My butt cheeks were hanging out! It was so embarrassing. [MegaStar]

Ok, where do I go to preorder my Sin City tickets again? Once again, damn manwhore Bruce Willis for sleeping with Jessica Alba on the set of Sin City (multiple times).

Paris Making Out With Paris

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Aaaw. Isn’t that sweet? I don’t know who’s filled with more conceit? The male or female version of Paris?

Actually, who gives a shit really. In other news we’re learning that Paris is very fearful of growing old and that is why she will not use drugs.

I don’t like those kind of people (drug users). I’ve seen a lot of bad things happen and I’ve lost a lot of friends, like my friends’ older siblings overdosing in Hollywood.

I’ve seen girls out now who’ve been doing it for so long they look haggard and old. I like my young face. I don’t want to look old. [contactmusic]

So that throws death by overdose out the window, huh? I’m KIDDING!! Anyway, I’m gonna take a wild guess at the person she’s referring to above…Jessica Simpson?! That big-boobied, annoying crackwhore needs to learn to wipe her nose before she leaves club restrooms.

Ok, enough about crack. Let’s see a photo of the two Pariseseses in which Camerawhore Paris looks like male-Paris just had 10 hrs of violent, western sex with her.

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Christina Aguilera (Finally) Escapes Planet MILF!

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Christina’s Back!

Sheeeee’s baaaaack! Thank the Lord O’ Mighty!

Christina chose a great time to re-debut her old, innocent, Genie in a Bottle look to the superficial world. The photos were taken at a post-Oscars party hosted by the Angry, Annoying Elton John’s AIDS foundation. I wonder if Elton performed one of his annoying songs? It’s a good bet.

So, why did Christina change up the style?! Well, rumor has it, (this is where we get a little creative) that Jordy wouldn’t hand over the rock w/out a signed agreement that Christina would ditch the Marilyn Monroe look and go back to how she looked when the couple first sexed it up. Well, Christina got the rock & Jordy got the old Christina, so to all you people having marital problems, learn how to compromise from these two!

Without further ado, check out the photos below, kiddies.

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Where Did Kari Ann Peniche Go?!

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Kari Ann

As many of you might remember, Kari Ann Peniche was the chick who defied all rules of the outdated Miss USA Beauty Pageant & went to pose for Playboy (November, 2004). Anyway, with around 20-30mins of fame, Kari then proceeded to disappear into thin air. I think she’s coming out in a movie with bloody Burt Reynolds…good luck with that one!

Well, a couple weeks back some dude caught Kari Ann & her chick-posse getting plastered at some bar in LA. I guess some guys have all the fun. Damn them.

Check out a few of the scandalous photos below.

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Can’t Get Enough Jackie!!!!!!!

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Okay, so I’ve re-arranged my morning routine to where I wake up for Despierta America and Jackie’s weather report at 7:10 am….so now I come into work about 20 minutes later than I usually would…but who cares, the 2 mintues that she’s on tv helps me get energized for the day ahead of Corporate America ass-raping.

Enjoy!

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