Bai Ling Parties It Up @ Geoff Thomas Launch Event


Comin’ from a launch party for Mr. Thomas’ New GTD Line

Hope everyone has a great weekend! Check some of the quality goods courtesy of our friends in the Bastardly Gossip Network.

* Lindsay Lohan’s hippy ho phase
* Sharon Stone’s shaves man’s testicle sack; Whipped cream is used as shaving cream. Yummy!
* A BIG FUCK YOU GOES OUT TO MICHAEL DOUGLAS FOR STEALING CathyZ!!
* Sienna Miller STILL hasn’t taken her life…
* Paula Abdul survives assault!
* Is Angie working the Brad Pitt Network?
* Some Carmen Electra Eye Candy from Ms. Celebitchy!
* Brad & Angie heading back to Africa
* Paris Hilton hugs a rocketschlong in new Elle layout.
* Did Josh Harnett eat some Lucy Liu’s Chinese food?
* Freaky poster of Katie Holmes’ new flick…SILENT BIRTH! May Lord Xenu have mercy on her.

Here are more pics from the event.

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Taren

Wow Nora... what kind of life crisis are u in? (Hopefully it's not harming those around you, just urself...) Sorry to pop ur scarce existence of a pathetic bubble, but add this to ur list of problems: racism is SO out. Go fix urself; you're welcome back when u're feeling better.

Jude

I find it sad that there are people in this world who ridicule others' accents while themselves having less of a grasp of the written English language than any fifth-grade Asian child would. At least Asian schoolchildren learn how to properly finish and punctuate their sentences.

Kzo
Kzo

Notice how she cant spell 'retard' correctly lol.

There is a phrase that escapes me at the moment... Something about "a pot calling a kettle"...

john
john

you are the only one nora

nora
nora

give me a break all of them are ugly I dont know who Bai Ling is, but she looks like super retarde shes famous but I just dont know why super retarded woman with her ugly looking gal pals Oh my goodness if a man mated with her he would have short, retarded looking charcoal shit colored hairy short little retarde's who have retarded accents. My goodnes am I the only one who see's retardation in Asian girls! 2 lines for eyes, short retarde bodies, ugly stupid accents, humungus heads. Evidence of my opinion is bastardly top 100 FHM only the retarded Luci Liu and Ziang something are on their If Asian woman are so hot Why aren't you all over dominateing FHM"s List.

victoria
victoria

could someone remind why it is that we're constantly subjected to this woman's nasty face and freakishly large nipples?

zorba
zorba

I see, Evil, I always wondered about being reamed by nipples.

Kzo
Kzo

The one on the far right is kind of cute for some reason.

tz
tz

I dunno about you all but I think Bai Ling looks particularly shitty in those pictures with that whore eye make up, thrift shop clothes, and a hat that looks like a tea cozy; though I will admit her breasts look quite nice even w/o a bra.

Personally, Sandra, looks unusually pretty and much less slutty despite her amazon bra - it must be because she didn't douse herself with enough eye makeup for 10 people and stare into the camera with that drunk Paris Hilton look. Admittingly, Sandra isn't asian eye candy and RARELY looks this good, but she doesn't ooze that 'please fuck me' look.

Chad

Who said sagging tits? Are you kidding me? If I had to die of asphyxiation I would hands down chose to smother myself in the likes of those!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

dude, that chick onher right is pretty cute...anyone know who that is OOC?

Jude

Ew. That is one fugly-ass picture.

Evil

Zorba her huge monster nips only turn you on cuz you want her to ream your ass out with em you total FAG! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttchhhhhhhhhhh

zorba
zorba

Okay, I have to admit, I like Bai Ling. Those huge nipples are a real turnon for me.

Frida

I heard about the Katie Holmes scientology thing on the radio.....

scientology says that she cannot scream while giving birth, she cannot take any pain medication, and she cannot see the baby until three days after it is born

....that's some crazy shit!

nora
nora

This is one ugly stupid,bitch, there is not a drop of attractiveness in this retarded looking thing, one of the facial features of Down Syndrome is slanted eyes which she clearly has. People who say she's hot, Just like beastiality, pedophilia, and sick people You people who think she is hot suffer from the new attraction nowadays known as I AM ATTRACTED TO LITTLE UGLY RETARDED LOOKING PEOPLE. Go find a retarde loosers and then please go fuck it so I wont have to worry about you sickos trying to fuck my beautiful little precious, big round eyed self.

jess

Bai Ling is Stunning. Absolutely spectacular.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Uh,...sorry, but I can't help wondering...

These three not-exactly-endowed girls in the paperclip bras are NOT American, are they....(?)

Because if they WERE American...

this photo would have more...uh...."dimension" happening...right?

bonk

she looks like a gay coal miner. ish.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Hey! I recognize something VERY familiar here! (And "no," not my surroundings in girl's locker room at the public swimming pool when I was in the 3rd Grade.)

Seriously, these nifty little gold-metal "bra" things (that double as cooking spoons for heroin and crack) ...are what Bai Ling wears in the "Fear the Bai Ling Nipple Cage" Bastardly Presention! Check it out!

Nemo
Nemo

Wow, a picture in which Bai is the person wearing the *most* clothes.

Mychell
Mychell

Bai Ling looks like an Asian Paris Hilton. Lazy eye and the way slants her head. Nyce.

Guillermo
Guillermo

A foursome with 4 flat chicks?

I could do it!

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

that Silent Birth poster reminds me of The Twilight Zone...........

senin
senin

SHe got some saggy tits and that chick to her left with the schnoz is just plain scary - even for a dyke.