Kate Upton Proves That Being A Bitchy Swimsuit Model-Diva Can Get You Not One, But THREE Covers!

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

So first of all, who’s pissed off about this? And if you are pissed, who would you have wanted on the cover?

I think it’s safe to say that Kate Upton really needs to give her agent a huge bonus for pulling off what appears to publishing trifecta. In the past week, we’ve heard rumors about Kate being a total diva during the shooting process. Rumor has it that Kate held her shoot hostage claiming that the only way she would allow her photos to appear in the new issue is if she got the cover. The oft-quoted insider from a Page Six article (not exactly the NYT, but hey, this is the age of fake news), published last week sheds more light:

“There was drama,” says the source. “Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the cover. She also had a list of photographers and hair and makeup people she would only work with.

Turning our attention to the covers—the fact that Kate’s wearing an swimsuit in just one of those three covers tells you what it takes to get the attention of dudes in 2017.

Anyway, for those of you who want to see the full layout, head over to SI Swimsuit’s official website for complete coverage of the latest issue.

Here’s Kate discussing the big reveal last night on Kimmel:

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

  • supersecret

    I would have told her to take her refrigerator shaped ass home and called up Charlotte Mckinney.

  • Dinodan

    SMH, FML, and every other acronym that expresses shock and disgust to this generation’s mantra of nonconformity, love of indifference, and celebrating mediocrity in an attempt to boost their inward view of their uninspired, underachieving, pathetic lives. 

    Let’s celebrate the unique, the different, the rare.

    And now I am gone until this refrigerator, that is more square than the shape of the magazine she is on, is no longer defined or featured as a bikini model.

  • assman8

    I’m sorry, liberals, but everyone isn’t “special” and Kate Upton is definitely not special enough to be the cover model of anything besides “Good Housekeeping”: Kitchen Appliances Edition.

  • lenilovesfeet

    R.I.P standards 🙁

  • lenilovesfeet

    supersecret 
    McKinney’s shape is no better, sadly.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Who considers this sexy? WHO???

  • lenilovesfeet

    This is a sexy figure, you know, one that does not resemble a fridge:

  • lenilovesfeet

    or,

  • johnconnor777

    if there was an Oscar for Photoshop they should give one to the guys who made the photo cover….

  • lenilovesfeet

    Just noticed this photo, what the hell? Why would they even do a shot of her flat ass?

  • LimaFan

    No, no and no. Bring back Jessica Gomes.

  • Jahrgos

    Sad. I was hoping the covers were fake (as in a joke).

  • ValOletta

    I heard she slept her way to success and in person she comes off like a hooker— vacant, overly flirty, two faced

  • Drew_Monetz
  • Spanglylovesheels

    Shows you how having big boobs and being blonde still “Trumps” all in this country. And probably the same crowd that voted for him voted for her.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet Her torso is block like and flabby.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet amen

  • Spanglylovesheels

    assman8 Except I will bet you money that being “liberal” was the farthest thing from influencing this cover. I would be more likely to believe “conservative”. I imagine a guy in a trucker hat and flannel shirt and wranglers eyeing her big knockers and then calling his fat wife over for some pawing and grunting.

  • lenilovesfeet

    johnconnor777 
    They did a horrible job, she still has no shape and looks 3 months pregnant. My cover would be better, haha!

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Rose is a 10, I don’t love Barbara’s face, but she’s very sexy and her body is perfect. These two would make a great cover girl. No photoshop needed!

  • Jahrgos

    I would’ve thought Christie brinkley on the cover would’ve been better even (and more appropriate, special)

  • Bowser

    Barbara has an incredible figure, especially her waist and hips. The only one who can compete in my girl Nina. Maybe you can think of others since I’m not well versed at the moment.
    Candice is obviously in there, but she’s out of the loop currently.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Bowser 
    Kelly Brook, but she is in a “plus size” category now, sadly.
    Nina’s figure is very sexy and feminine, the only thing that would make it better would be bigger calves (and nicer feet, haha), but she really has a great shape.

  • ValOletta

    Laos should have been the cover but I don’t think they will even cast her next year

  • Drew_Monetz

    Rose is the complete package. I wish she got the cover so it would springboard her career. I knew it wouldn’t happen, since she’s not a household name.
    Barbara is so sexy and I love her womanly figure. Her waist, hips, and butt are incredible. Not the prettiest, but she has gorgeous eyes.
    I see Kate Upton’s appeal – a blonde, large chested, corn fed farmer’s daughter type. I’m not a hater and she is pretty, but I don’t understand the fascination with her.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    I would understand Kate’s appeal if she had good legs or round butt. Her only good feature (not to me, but to some men) are the udders. Kate with a small chest would look like this – worst possible body shape, she has it.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Drew_Monetz except the part about her being pretty….

  • lenilovesfeet

    ValOletta 
    Rose is better looking. She has the boobs, cute ass, nice waist, adorable face, perfect for a cover. Lais is veeeeery tall and lean, I don’t love her face and legs. She would be a better choice than Kate for sure.
    Rose! >3
    http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2016/03/25/

  • johnconnor777

    ValOletta wow, did her boobs got bigger all the sudden or more photoshop magic?

  • Drew_Monetz

    The gorgeous Rose at the launch…
    http://imgur.com/xkgiq4W

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    On a scale 1 to 10 of being adorable and naturally pretty, Rose is 20

  • assman8

    Spanglylovesheels assman8

    Haha that’s fair, but only in overly PC, liberal america can fatties like Ashley Graham and Hunter McGrady (don’t google those for your own sake please) make the SI Swimsuit edition. I guess the correct answer is Libs and Conservs both ftl.

  • Liddycat

    LAME. Kate is the biggest slut of all time. It’s laughable at this point. “Success” is becoming a measure of soullessness. Rose is retardedly perfect… I like Vita, not the prettiest but she has sex appeal. Bo is beautiful too, amazing body and holding it down for the brunettes who are seriously underrepresented.

  • Drew_Monetz

    Danielle Harrington at launch.
    Pretty, cute smile, nice hair, and that booty!
    http://imgur.com/Mi5ePBC

  • Drew_Monetz

    Robyn Lawley at launch.
    Pretty, nice hair and smile. Not bad.
    http://imgur.com/YLxRJQF

  • Drew_Monetz

    A pregnant Mrs. Jeter at launch.
    For those of you into that type of shit. 🙂
    http://imgur.com/faJ4KrN

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Yet another woman who looks hotter pregnant than not pregnant. Bless you 🙂

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Not bad? She’s 1000000000000000000000000000000 times more attractive than Upton.

  • Drew_Monetz

    Very sexy!! 🙂

  • Drew_Monetz

    Haha! And Robyn is considered to be the plus size model.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet Drew_Monetz She reminds me of you with that golden hair all curly!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Drew_Monetz me likee!

  • Drew_Monetz

    Nina and her gorgeous hair.
    http://imgur.com/FBjH0A2

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Beautiful hair and a great body. And a face only mother could love 🙂
    http://imgbox.com/WuubbG4R

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    I only like the booty.

  • johnconnor777

    lenilovesfeet Drew_Monetz she just have a bit of Down Syndrome but her body is smoking hot and if Leo is coming back for seconds, she also has to be good in bed

  • ValOletta

    I think she is wearing a weave

  • Drew_Monetz

    Nice pair of legs on that Kate Bock.
    http://imgur.com/fWbDqbv
    http://imgur.com/NurLGfr

  • ValOletta

    I love everything about her besides her skin— undereye circles, a bit leathery/old looking.

  • Drew_Monetz

    Kate has that girl next door look, but she’s a little generic. When I see pics of her on the red carpet, I question why she is a model. But when I see her in the magazine, it answers my question. She looks amazing in the issue. She has a sweetness about her that I adore.

  • lenilovesfeet

    ……….because we’re posting random women, I found these pics of Naya Rivera (McP will love these, haha)

  • Drew_Monetz

    Ashley is so pretty. She represents that girl everyone know who’s really pretty, but needs to lose 50-100lbs.
    http://imgur.com/lnCKM3b

  • Drew_Monetz

    Is that real?

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Yes. She had it removed, luckily! Nothing like a big, dark mole on a female’s face :O

  • Drew_Monetz

    Wow! How can any guy kiss her with that thing right by her lips?

  • Drew_Monetz
  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    The bellybutton gives her away, Emily R 😀

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    Oh I’m sure somewhere someone has a fetish for it, haha!

  • Drew_Monetz

    Well, that was fun!! Haha!

  • lenilovesfeet

    Drew_Monetz 
    She is pretty, and has nice feet. But that’s a little too much for me:

  • Drew_Monetz

    Oh, Lorde!

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet Drew_Monetz yuck!  But even with the mole she was prettier than she is now.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Spanglylovesheels lenilovesfeet Drew_Monetz 
    Yup. Mole removal was the only surgical procedure she needed. Nothing says “high self esteem” more than transforming yourself into a different person.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    lenilovesfeet Drew_Monetz She has transformed herself into a plastic looking glamazon.