Insect Richie & Mischa Barton

I gotta admit, I’m usually not into Mischa Boxface, but she’s lookin’ mighty skinny & hot in these pics! All girls should weight 23lbs & wear sexy bikinis!

What’s the scoop with these two chicks anyway? It’s possible Mischa’s tapping Nicole for some consulting services before purchasing a new pair of shades…? Or maybe this is just some sad excuse for a photo-op?

Regardless, here are a few more snaps.

24 comments
Rachel
Rachel

Okay heres the things-by insulting these girls, most women would see you as pigs for being so judgemental

I do myself

so heres a list of how to get girls and not be pigs....

1. Talk to them first, girls really like someone whos confident and forward

2. Make them feel protected like you would do anything to keep them safe

3. Make her feel beautiful- most girls spend their day thinking of how ugly they look, so your compliments go along way even if its just...

" You look nice"

4. Dont be too needy!!!! Its a huge mistake, desperation NEVER makes a girl want you!!!

5. Make her jealous by harmlessly flirting with other girls - it makes them go crazy!!!

6. Talk to some people who you know, know her. Mention of how you think shes pretty or nice. They'll [ thinking its hot gossip] pass it along to that girl who will be flattered that your bringing her up in private conversations.

7. Although alot of times you hear that guys should be sensitive, never cry in front of her. Especially not for something stupid like a movie. If theres something wrong with your life like a death of a loved one...you have permission to make a river.

8. DONT LEND HER YOUR HOMEWORK HOPING TO SPARK A FRIENDSHIP! Your just going to become the loser she cheats off of and doesnt get anything in return.

9. Try to become friends with her friends, they'll give a good word to her

10. NEVER EVER FART BURP OR DO/SAY ANYTHING REFERRING TO GOING TO THE BATHROOM AROUND HER!!!!!!!!

Summer
Summer

Personally i think Marisa does look a little thin here, but i also think thats her natural shape. If you've ever seen anything else that shes in [previous to the O.C.] she's always had a slim figuere. I think if she gained like ten or twenty pounds she'd look absoloutly gorgeous, but if she likes looking the way she does then thats fine to. She'll look lovely either way.

Nicole on the other hand is different.

She needs to seriously gain some weight, 30/40 pounds at least!

Shes a stunning girl but when shes 85 pounds and 5'1", its kind of gross.

Marisa
Marisa

OMG you guys are pigs! I cant stand it, guys complain all the time about how they want a girl that can eat-a "hearty appetite." But then when it comes to seeing girls in bikinis, they better be anorexicly skinny or your not even bothering to look! I'm not saying Mischas anorexic but its just ridiculous. By the way im typing it sounds like im defending my own kind-heavy people. But im not, 120 pounds 5'8", I'm just sick to death of hearing the ludacris things guys say!

john
john

nobody gives a shit what you eat

jessicah
jessicah

you're so fucking stupid. wasting your time downing one of the most gorgeous actresses of this generation. yeah, she's skinny but she eats like a pig. i'm extremely skinny myself but that's not because i want to be. jesus christ, grow up. not everyone is fucking fat like you faggots. grow the hell up & get some facts straight : some people are born with good jeans. if you haven't noticed, her whole family are very skinny. jesus people like you piss me off cause you're so negative about people who are great.

she does so much god damn stuff with the fortune she has and people like YOU bring her down. god, have some respect. and for the record - the sunglasses look amazing on her. i bet if one of you townie freaks put them on, you'd look like a piece of shit.

Moose
Moose

Why would you pick on someone for being naturally skinny? That's no better or different than picking on someone for naturally having a big nose, or anything else that people would find worthy of picking on. People criticize Nicole Richie because she lost weight to become abnormally skinny, when there was an in-between phase during which she looked great. If you're trying to say that people should accept that everyone comes in different shapes and sizes, then you must realize that Mischa's size is acceptable as well. People who are naturally skinny do exist and shouldn't be criticized. Nicole Richie is criticized because she completely neglected to settle with a weight that looked good on her frame; rather she opted for the skin-and-bones look... probably so that she could outdo Paris Hilton and her thin frame.

Emma
Emma

I think as guys you clearly don't understand them. But speaking as a girl, I don't see anything wrong with their sizes. Seriously we envy them, I know they're a bad example. But eating disorders are now spreading like wild fire at my school, everyone's shedding the pounds to look like these stars. Perhaps the media should focus on the healthy looking people. But for someone like Nicole Richie who was fat, it's so difficult when everyone on the globe is telling you that and when she's surrounded by skinny people. If you can't beat them, join them.

Just please don't criticise Nicole for skinny, when Mischa has always been skinny and uncriticised. You seem to pick on those who've lost weight to become skinny, rather than those who are already. Like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Hilary Duff - who by the way does looke entirely gross having reclused to skin and bones.

But nevertheless, I'm sure it's a phase and will pass like everything in Hollywood does.

NicoleLover
NicoleLover

Geese, here we are giving shit to Nicole, saying she is Anorexic, Look at bloody Mischa "ET" Head, she looks freaking anorexic too, But no one gives her shit... Leave NIcole alone

Harvey
Harvey

Damn! When did Mischa Barton start looking like that? Pic #5 wins the prize.

Tammy
Tammy

I think the reason Nicole is always walking so stiff is because she is wearing a back brace. She has to because all of the vomiting and drugs has made her so weak that she can't support her own body weight anymore. This would also explain why fiancé DJ AM is always giving her piggy back rides.

Michael
Michael

Nicole looked better when she was chubby.

edward``
edward``

Mischa always looks good, if only she could put on a couple more pounds, then she would definitely be baby momma material.

Cynthia
Cynthia

I don't think that's an Adam's apple---I think that was her last meal, something she ate a week ago, and it got stuck in her throat because she eats so little, so seldomly that her throat forgot how to swallow. Unlike Paris, who REALLY knows how to swallow! hehe!

someone
someone

Why does Nicole have an Adam's Apple?

Cynthia
Cynthia

I know of people who are naturally skinny, and then I've seen anorexia skinny (like this). there is a BIG difference! I think it is pathetic that these morons will do ANYTHING to supposedly look good. And jealousy? Jealous of what? Did you see the behavior of this bitch on that dumb Simple Life crap? She is disgusting, mean, classless, stupid.....

lisa
lisa

LoL..that's a good name for her Cynthia..

what is it with these hollywood stars being super duper skinny these days?? some sort of trend to see whose gona die of anorexia first??

i mean ..fine to those who are born skinny ..but nicole richie?!? she looked way healthier before ...

gia
gia

mischa is kind of a pretty girl & skinny works for her. it looks like her natural shape. nicole is a nasty, goofy, totally unsexy train wreck & those sunglasses are hideous. better suited for a 70 year old rich jewish lady. will she just die already & set an example, so curvy will be in again?

BankLocater
BankLocater

What is the scientific name for Jealousy?

No I kid. I kid.

I am sure you are not jealous. Honestly though I think we can all agree Micha Barton is beautiful. When casting selected her I am positive it was not based solely on her acting.

Sgt Pepper two words: Breast Implants.

Cynthia
Cynthia

That insect is a Hollywood Praying Mantis, scientific name: Anorexia Bitchus Mantid.

Kittywithawhip
Kittywithawhip

Cassandra,

They are too busy smoking crack to realize WHAT they look like.

Huff one for me, girls.

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

Mischa Barton should gain a little weight, just so her boobs gets a little bigger.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Why do these chicks insist on looking like they are dying of aids?

Jake
Jake

who the hell told her those glasses were a great look for her?

Bank
Bank

All girls should weight 23lbs & wear sexy bikinis.

Amen!