NYC: Queen Beyonce Stuns At Her Surprise Album Release Party

Beyonce Celebrates The Release Of Her Self-Titled Visual Album 'Beyonce'

Wowzers!

This woman has officially mastered the art of shock & awe. Queen B appeared in a shattered glass-inspired sexy getup, complete with matching F-Me boots. God damn!

With all the work that Beyonce has put in following the birth of her daughter Blue Ivy, I wouldn’t be surprised if she went home after this album release party and had 2nd-baby sex with Jay Z. There’s probably no better way to cap off such a big year than get pregnant & take a year off and then do it all over again in 2015! OW!

The release party for the self-titled album that she shocked everyone with last week was held Saturday night (Dec. 21) at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in NYC. Aside from working her fashionable mojo at the event, Beyonce screened all the videos from the “visual” album for fans & critics at the event.

According to the album’s Wiki, “Beyonce sold 80,000 digital copies in its first three hours of availability, and a total of 430,000 digital copies in its first day.” With more than a million albums sold globally, we’re pretty sure other artists are going to mimic the release strategy employed by Beyonce.

29 comments
alpertjm

Because of Moe's obsession with women of color (Lima, Knowles, etc), we can expect this post to occupy page 1 through the Super Bowl

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

bryanzeelenilovesfeetClassic photo & thank you for always reminding us about it...

khug
khug

elite. stunning. the stuff of dreams.

bryanzee
bryanzee

Still cannot unsee those Superbowl pics.

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

So Utterly Underwhelmed.

What pisses me the most is that there are FAR more talented Black female artist out there like Janelle Monet and India Arie who get Zero hype.

I'll give this overrated bitch props.

She built a $$$$$ cash cow brand around herself.

But enough already

mike
mike

Looks cheap but her thighs don't look fat like they usually do

DrewMonet
DrewMonet

Looks like an Atlantic City hooker that gives $10 blowjobs behind a dumpster at the Borgota. Hold on, that is the AC hooker that gave me a $10 blowjob behind a dumpster at the Borgota.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

DrewMonet Is $10 the christmas rate or her everyday low price? For the record, Bey is a meh in my book,

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

:-))))))

(rumor has it they can still be had at that number, though there's also fools like me who'll drop $400 just for the chick to play with me and my wife for a while, regardless of the outcome (no pun intended). And of course much more than $400 for girls that are a true step up, but that's a bit outside of my league!)

alpertjm
alpertjm

Don't get me wrong. I love Beyonce. However because of Moe's obsession with women of color (Lima, Beyonece, Shakira, etc), we can expect this post to occupy page 1 up until at least the Super Bowl. Owwwww!

khug
khug

elite. stunning. the stuff of dreams.

bryanzee
bryanzee

Still cannot unsee those Superbowl pics.

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

Meant janelle monae.

Her stuff blows beyonces shit out of the water!

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

So Utterly Underwhelmed.

What pisses me the most is that there are FAR more talented Black female artist out there like Janelle Monet and India Arie who get Zero hype.

I'll give this overrated bitch props.

She built a $$$$$ cash cow brand around herself.

But enough already

mike
mike

Looks cheap but her thighs don't look fat like they usually do

DrewMonet
DrewMonet

Looks like an Atlantic City hooker that gives $10 blowjobs behind a dumpster at the Borgota.

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

:-))))))


(rumor has it they can still be had at that number, though there's also fools like me who'll drop $400 just for the chick to play with me and my wife for a while, regardless of the outcome (no pun intended). And of course much more than $400 for girls that are a true step up, but that's a bit outside of my league!)