Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Divorce; Ben Tells Sean Penn To Stay Away

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Divorcing After 10 Years of Marriage - FILE PHOTOSPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

There are crazy rumors flying around Sean Penn is apparently busy nibbling on Minka Kelly’s meaty legs these days (I hope these are just bad rumors), so it’s likely he’ll let Jennifer Garner simmer on the single-ladies grill for a few weeks before working his leathery charm.

It seems like the divorce rumors were in the air ever since Ben Affleck bagged that Oscar, so their recent announcement shouldn’t come as a total surprise. They’re calling it quits after 10 years in the marriage slammer. The pair released a joint statement yesterday—just a day following their 10th anniversary—saying, “After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding.” They have three kids together: Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3.

So, who do you guys think that Ben Affleck will take to the “Batman” premiere?

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Divorcing After 10 Years of Marriage - FILE PHOTOSPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

  • Dinodan

    Is J-Lo still single?

  • lenilovesfeet

    They’re both so boring.

  • supersecret

    I’m surprised they lasted that long Ben has a gambling problem and Jennifer’s the stuck up controlling type.

  • lenilovesfeet

    I’m surprised any couple lasts. I’m married but I don’t believe in a marriage, there’s always someone that has to compromise on everything and is not happy (imo).

  • Magda333

    Yes!!! Leni you have always been one of my favorites bc of your audacity and commitment to TRUTH. I like Leo women a lot and you are the ultimate one. I’ve been with bf for two years (22-24) he wants to get married and I’m like FUCK NO. Even if we do just for legality’s sake and to prove our undying love for each other, it will be open. Even now I am dating someone openly and he is losing his mind. I will not sacrifice my freedom and happiness for anyone. I think everyone hates being married in the traditional sense. They love the comfort of having someone always there who knows them and accepts them unconditionally (hopefully) but it’s so idyllic and impossible an endeavor. I can’t believe that anyone would be dead enough to feel satisfied or fulfilled being with anyone indefinitely in a binding way. Everyone just saves face bc it’s too humiliating to admit you’re miserable.

  • Magda333

    Ben, come holler at me.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Very well said.

  • Dinodan

    Magda333 lenilovesfeet
    Which is why I’m divorced.

  • lenilovesfeet

    WHAT.

  • Bowser

    Just so you know, I’m always here for you. Should anything happen with your marriage. 😉

  • curvefan

    I think being married is only necessary f you want children. The stats show that children do so much better when raised by two parents in the same household.
    Ben has already done the children thing so now he should try his best to wear out his Johnson in as many places as possible. JLo is single, so is Adriana. That’s a pretty good first thought target list. Minka would work if she would just keep those ankles locked behind his head.