Prisons With A Touch Of Martha
It’s been decided! Alderson Federal Prison is the lucky institution that will soon greet Martha Stewart! Poor lady. Seriously. After snooping around in attempt to find some juice, I found some secret documents being held for shareholders in a future press release. We’ve now put 2 and 2 together & finally figured out why Martha’s been so damn anxious to head to prison. Let’s take one of her statements out of context to help support our case,
I hope too that I will be able to begin serving my sentence in the very near future…[via Yahoo]
View the next page to see photos from a possible ad campaign launching for the redesign of boring, old Alderson prison.
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