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Body Double: Carmella DeCesare & Eva Longoria

Since we’re going down for a bit, I figured I’d leave a sweeter memory. What could be sweeter than a Eva Slutwhoria & PMOY Carmella DeCasare. It appears as if Carmella recently snorted one too many lines of coke @ a Playboy par-taaay & decided to get implants. It’s also possible she’s boning a plastic surgeon & he gave her the upgrades for free, but regardless, what the fuck?! Why is it that women rush to ruin perfect boobs?

Anyway, I digress. Let’s get back to the body double @ hand. Actually, let me make one more point. Even though both these women have slept with almost half of Hollywood (Eva probably more than Carms), I wouldn’t mind spending a night (or two) w/ the two (together, of course). I just have to remember to double bag my goodies before diving into either tunnel of love.

Ok, now for the body double. You have to be blind to not notice that Carmella is trying to ride the whored-out Eva wave. Carms should just star in a pornified Desperate Housewives already. What could be some possible porno names for the new flick? Don’t think too hard, now.

For eye-candy purposes, here’s a small collection of photos showin’ off Carmella’s new boobsies! I have to admit, she looks super hot!!

See you in a couple weeks, my lovelies!

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8 comments
arian555
arian555

Carmella DeCesare is very sexy... her body is so hot on those pics.

she has a very nice face and incredible nice boobs. She looked good before her boob job, but now she is the hottest pic on earth ...

hermanita
hermanita

You mean that's NOT eva?? WOW!!

Lianna
Lianna

wow they look alike so much

Tammy
Tammy

I can't tell the difference. They are like twins!

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

im a girl and im drooling. i think carmen looks better though

Soonear
Soonear

She is HOOOOOOOOOOOT both of those pretty slut

Tammy
Tammy

That body double is AMAZING! I can't believe it! They are like twins!

Marky D
Marky D

Wow. I'm surprised how similar they really do look... when I look at Carmella's PMOY pics, Eva doesn't even come to mind, but in these its pretty amazing. And plus her new tits look hot, even though I hate fake tits. I think I'd still take Eva over her though... if nothing more just to spite Tony Parker and the French. Fuck the French.