OJ's Lawyers Say He Didn't Steal Cable!!

DTV wants OJ to cough up $25k to cover everything from the free porn he enjoyed over the years to the toilet paper that Direct TV’s legal departed had to use while preparing the case.

Why would a man getting chump change (amounting to around $15K/month*) from his former employer (NFL) need to steal something as frivolous as cable?! If this is Direct TV’s attempt to get free advertising @ the expense of OJ’s already shady reputation, it’s absolutely absurd. Naturally, in retaliation to all the bullshit, OJ’s defense department claims that their client had nothing to do w/ the theft.

Simpson’s attorney, Yale Galanter, said Tuesday that the judge “basically denied us our right to a jury trial. … This was a decision made by a judge in chambers. They say he did it; we say he didn’t. A jury should be able to make that decision.” [LA Times]

It appears as if the judge is just too afraid of losing against OJ, so he pretty much skipped the entire process & made the judgment. I also have a feeling that the judge, DTV & everyone involved in the case are all racist bastards hired by the Goldman family to make OJ’s life a living hell.

Damn them.

*Heard it on a documentary. I swear!