CONFIRMED: Mischa Barton Has Fat Ass Legs. God Damn.

No worries if you just yacked all over your keyboard b/c I’m cleaning up the mess on my end, as well.

Mischa was caught sunbathing topless recently & it’s obvious we got hold of the really fat & greasy pictures of the set. Not surprised since our luck usually sucks ass. Regardless, have fun with these…

  • Hallery

    You could just print this out and hang it on the fridge…talk about motivation.

  • Jaclyn

    omg, how is this possible?

  • Caitie Harmful

    I’m so glad I’m a vegan.

  • Duce

    That is crazy!

  • Elvira Amritha

    She’s got such a slim figure.. where on earth did she find enough cellulite to put in those legs?

  • Kenny Lingis

    oh jesus. im hoping that she was in motion when the photo was taken. cuz u know when someone is in motion their skin bounces and it could make it look like they have cellulite. im hoping thats it! or a bad angle and position! oh well id still hit it.

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  • Krusty

    Mischa, time to start biking or skating.

  • Ugly Model

    Thanks Bastardly for turning perfectly straight men into gays.

    Now I am gonna get drunk. The sight of such an ugly ass was too much for me.

  • Phillip McCracken

    hm, u sure thats Mischa Barton and not Hayden Pantierre….

  • Sparks

    Bad lighting my foot. That cellulite was always there.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    It’s not weeping….It’s fallen off in disgrace.

  • PoeIsGone

    Yuck…poor Mischa she really let herself go..

  • JonYo

    She’s a total pothead. Potheads aren’t known for their disciplined exercise habits as much as their sittin’ on the couch doing nothin’ habits.

  • Alex

    Guys, cellulite like this is hereditary.

    It has nothing to do with her being sloppy or undisciplined. To get rid of this, she would literally have to LIVE in the gym and eat nothing but celery for her entire life. And she’d still never get rid of all of it.

    She’s probably more active than any of you guys, but she’s just naturally this way. Stop the hating! It’s not pretty, maybe, but she seriously can’t help that.

    How do I know this? I have cellulite! And I’m built like Mischa too – thin on top, heavy on bottom.

  • lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

    those are the worst set of pins in hollywood right now. no question about it. the thing is, their are girls way heavier than with better legs. i mean, seriously…! thats just fucking gross. looks like regurgitated cottage cheese…

  • lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

    “Guys, cellulite like this is hereditary.”

    please give me a break…
    i guess exercise wouldn’t help that huh? cause it’s heireditary? it’s the same excuse fat families use to justify their weight. like if they was starving, they would still be. NO! you don’t exercise and you eat alot of crap! move your ass and the fat will follow!

  • Inga

    these are photoshopped. omg 😀 silly ppl

  • d55

    no wonder you hate me and started shit with me for no reason in the past…thanks for proving you are one fatso with nasty ass legs like i had thought…stop telling us to hate and try to make us feel sorry for you and your types…this is the bastardly, not your counseling center! haha

  • Dieter

    maybe she got a depot valium shot in the buns – my sister got one once (she was nervous and aggressive like Mischa) her legs looked the same afterwards !!!!!!

  • Eve

    She does have a lot of cellulite, but I think there’s also bad lighting and photoshop. It can’t be that bad.

  • Eve

    *photoshop (because the paparazzi LOVE to “improve” their pictures too).

  • lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

    i can only judge these pictures for what i see, and what i see resembles the surface of the moon…

  • Missy

    Wow, I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt is off the hook now.

  • Bossy

    This is pretty drastric. I’m thinking photoshop.

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