Rihanna Got Touchy-Feely; Justin Bieber Caught Drooling @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
As we predicted, Rihanna tried her best to upstage the models on the runway & in the process molested one of them while dropping one of her freaky lyrics. Nothing wrong with that.
As for Justin Bieber, the guy bangs Selena Gomez, so being surrounded by scantily-clad females who look older than 12 must have opened his eyes to the insane possibilities—at least that’s what would happen to any straight dude in his position. The guy is a young pop star who has an all access to pass to any chick on the planet and he ends up involved in a long-term relationship with a chick like Selena Gomez?! What the fuck is up with that?
And finally, we’re pretty sure Bruno Mars did a few lines of coke with at least one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels following the show. After all, what the hell is the point of landing such a nice gig if you aren’t gonna bang at least one of them, right?