Anna Nicole's BIG Secret
I know you guys are far smarter than to believe that a simple membership to a spa is responsible for Anna Nicole losing 300 lbs. It’s all an illusion, my friends. She showed her fatass on TV for a good 6 months & engraved her 800lb body in our fragile minds. Then, lo & behold, she joined a spa & now weighs a cool 250! You see, it’s all a ploy.
Sistah, please! Why bother with a spa & exercise when you can call up the bank from your livingroom couch & wire some dough to your neighborhood surgeon’s account. Now that we have the facts straight, lets guess the surgical enhancements involved in this transformation:
1. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck)………………..Loss of 200lbs
2. Rhytidectomy (face lift)……….Loss of 7lbs
3. Lipo (takin’ Anna outta Anna)……….Loss of 50lbs
4. Snipets of extra skin……….Loss of 5lbs
5. Boobies (a size or two reduction)……….Loss of 5lbs
Exercise - She didn’t mean to, it just happened!
6. Walking to Surgeon’s Office……….Loss of 15lbs
7. Walking to TrimSpa Ad Shoots……….Loss of 10lbs
Total Weight Lost: 292 pounds!
May God have mercy on Plastic Surgeons!