Kristin Cavellari does not look crackin’. At… All.

Yo She's Hot,

Trust me, you just gotta watch the show. She never looked good in pictures anyways, but she's a smoking sexy ball of fiya! irl

She lost weight i guess but that's ok. Before she was a little more thick so i guess she carries weight well cuz/ More cushion for that pushin!

Now she's banging Nick Zano who left Rachel Perry for this trash.

UGLY GIRL.....SO SO UGLY

lol!!! her dad gives her a dime for a fuck!!! lol vito!!!!!!!!!!! vito, can i come to one of your parties?! kristen is such a skank crotch, he fucked everyone in laguna, vegas, hey shes becomming another paris hilton! and her shoes do not look good on her ugly hooves

YOU SAID IT DANTE, SHE, LIKE MANY OTHER UGLIES THIS BLOG SITE HAS, IS JUST AN OVERRATED 4 STORY PILE OF SHIT. HER HEAD IS WAY TOO HUGE IT REMINDS ME OF THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WHERE MR MACKEY TOOK ACID AND HIS HEAD BLEW UP INTO A BALLOON. WELL FUCK , HES STILL BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT PIE FACED TROLLUP WITH A BARREL CHEST, NO TITS AND HER UGLY SHIT COLORED EYES LOOK LIKE SOMEONE SMASHED THEM WITH A BRICK THEN SENT HER TO A BACK ALLEY TIJUANA QUACK TO GET HER EYES DONE, DATS WHY THEY BE LOOKIN LIKE SMASHED PIE EYES. SHE IS GROSS, I WOULDNT TOUCH HER WITH MY WORST ENEMIES PRICK, AND I THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO SEE HER ASSASSINATED AS WELL AS SLOBBA TROSS.

GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, VITO IS SIGNIN OFF, SAYIN SHITSTEN IS LOOSE (LOOSER THAN HILTON, BUT PROLLY WITH MORE STDS).

Wow, another blonde no-talent clone getting by on her tits and her losse association with other no-talent jackasses. Americans are sheep.

I'd do her....

BUT NO, BABY, SHE AINT HOT. NOT EVEN IF SOMEONE SET THE ASSCLOWN ON FIRE WOULD SHE EVER BE HOT.

KIM YOU SAID IT THAT HAGGARD OLD CUNT IS A TRU GOLDDIGGER, WHY CANT SHE JUST SPEND HER DADS MONEY? OH RIGHT, BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN AGREEMENT, HE FUCKS HER, THEN GIVER HER A DIME.

SHE IS HOT AND I LOVE HER DIMPLES WHEN SHE SMILES BUT I THINK SHE IZ A GOLD DIGGA BIG TIME EVEN THOU SHE IZ ALREADY RICH (LAGUNA BEACH) SHE NEEDS 2 STOP GOIN AFTER BIG NAME CELEBZ LIKE NICK LACHEY AND BRODY JENNER AND STOP USING PEEPZ, DATZ PROBABLY WHY SHE AND STEVEN BROKE UP!!!-LOL, BUT I LOVE KRISTIN CAVALLARI, SHE MADE LAGUNA BEACH FUN!!!!

[...] I think that truly explains why I continually post her, besides the fact that pictures of her are always popping up. I mean, in an instance she seems decently attractive but then you think again and it’s like…what the fuck is she known for again?…and oh, you’re not so crackin. Goes to show that anyone in America can become a household name. Shit, I can’t even spell her name correctly from the previous posts that I’ve done of her too. [...]

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE JABBA THE FUCKIN HUT

and PS, skanksten......$$$ wont buy you ANY class!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!! ALL OF YOU SAID IT ALL!!!

SHES SUCH A NASTY SKANK WHO USED NICK LACHEY, BRODY JENNER AND WHOEVER ELSE SHE COULD TO ENSURE HER RISE TO FAME...RRRIIIGHHT.....CHEATS ON LACHEY, WAIT IM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF---AFTER HER UPN ABORTION FAILED AFTER 2 EPISODES, SHE LACHED RIGHT ON TO WHOEVER SHE COULD TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS STILL IN MAGS, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL THORWS HER (HUGE!!!! )COOCHIE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY THE BOYS NEED A CATCHER'S MITT!!!!

HEEHEE, SINGING OFF!!

Lil - you got a stair fetish? I'm down with that. Are you sure you actually want to touch Paris? Bring your gloves...

she looks like hercules to me, or a llineback

yea she looks pretty natural for a fake blond

hmmm its weird, i thought she was prettier on laguna beach.....

WOAH!

What did she do? Raid the closet of a Franciscan Monastery?

That's a spectacularly ugly dress! She should put on a BOXING glove...then genuflect while at EXTREMELY close range to her stylist. Then, she should either make her stylist take a vow of poverty or say 666 "Hail Marys" for mis-step. But one thing's for sure:

SHOOT the STYLIST!

I don't think you'd have to worry about getting any kind of matter on you whatsoever. She's probably another anorexic bitch without a digestive tract, and she really is just kind of a hollow, superficial shell of an individual.

i think id like to be caught up in the splatter. be standing there naked waiting to do "blood angels" in that shit.

at least with these 2, i wont have to worry about getting brain matter on myself.

remind me again why she's famous?

Senin, Phil, don't forget the option of pushing them down the longest set of stairs in the world. Then they could look like Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her, with their limbs twisted and their heads backwards. But remember, I am still the one pushing Paris.

I swear for a split second she looks like Tamzin Outwaite. To all you Americans she is an actress in London.

Just make sure you stand far enough away to avoid being caught by the splatter...

Oh shit, thats a good idea. dont know where id rather be for that, at the observation deck watching them fall down, or on teh street to watch them go splat.

I think id rather see them go splat and piss on there broken and battered faces

Phil:

Why don't we just hurl them over the side of the observation deck on the Empire State Building and see who splats first? My money's on the bitch with the butt ugly dress.

Ok, no wwe know what those fucking JAWAs from Star Wars Look like when they pull teh hoods back...nice fucking Dress you slut.

i cant decide who i hate more, this useless piece of trash or that fucking slut Stacey Keibler.

I think they both should be used as those dummies in a crash test. u know the ones with OUT the seat belts?

what id pay to see one of them crash through a windshield and into one of those brick walls face first.

or how about each driving a car on teh autobahn at full speed and having them have a head on crash....sweet...

Shes pretty, but she is wearing the mofugliest dress i have ever fuckin SEEN. Isnt that color deemed shit brown? GACKKKKKKKKKKK

mike you beat me to the punch

i was going to ask why it looks like she is going to drop a duce

Sorry - but this is damn close to a Brown Bagger. Her face is average - at best. I don't know what's worse, the beak or the raggy blonde mop. On the bright side, shes got a good bod and really nice legs. Who is she anyway?????

hmm... the update is kinda slow...

Dude, if you ask me, her 15 minutes haven't ever shown up. In the grand scheme of things do you know how many people outside the female 14-21 age group have actually have seen "laguna Beach"?

Its got to be small.

what the fuck is wee wees?

she looks different in these pictures... more natural

Nothing wrong, she's just smiling... no? or maybe... :-x

That second picture looks like she's going to go wee-wees.