French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!

For the curious few (96% of you bastards), Ms. Theuriau walked around w/out her bikini top only a couple months back, as well. Let’s hope she makes this a scandalous habbit of hers. Ow!!

Melissa, for the record, the Bastardly will always love you!!

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66 comments
Perv
Perv

iv been with women who have better bodies then her, but she has a much better face then my ex-gfs

Hannah
Hannah

I would scissor her all night.

Fact.

Duberthead
Duberthead

I'm convinced this is the world's most gorgeous woman.

clunge murphey
clunge murphey

this is one piping hot piece of a-grade slang. i once went out with her sister but we had to break it off cos she was 13 and apparantly thats statutory- they have laws for everything these days...anyway it wasn't working out cos she caught me yelling jack nicholson quotes up her a-hole while she was asleep.

andre
andre

linda!!! linda!!! linda!!!

beautiful!!!

richardjordan
richardjordan

Really an incredible woman, and it is now 2 minutes to midnight in France on her 29th birthday. What a body!

Benoit
Benoit

Hey guys,

she is pretty hot you are right ! But please racist jokes about french is not funny anymore.

didier
didier

above average really

BLOB
BLOB

I'd like it if her tits were a little larger, but lets face it, I'd probably knob her any day

Phil Lay-She-O
Phil Lay-She-O

Tits, tits, and more tits. That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about!

Sacattack
Sacattack

Whatever, she looks better when fully dressed!

xuxa
xuxa

Bela francesa, bela mulher!!!!

Palindrome
Palindrome

Hey, US guys, you want another French sexy TV news anchors ?

Look at Stéphanie Renouvin :

http://dandylan.free.fr/photos/renou21/stephanie051128_f.jpg

http://xaouta.free.fr/Photos/Stephanie%20Renouvin/Stephanie_Renouvin06.jpg

http://xaouta.free.fr/Photos/Stephanie%20Renouvin/Stephanie_Renouvin24.jpg

She sings very well and did it in a French amateur trip-hop band called Curl.

And she’s especially the SEAN CONNERY’S GRANDDAUGHTER IN LAW :

http://72.14.221.104/search?q=cache:-I4BjxRuUr0J:renou20.tooblog.fr/%3F2006/02/27/220-stephanie-aime-bien-son-grand-pere+%2B+%22Sean+Connery%22+%2B+%22St%C3%A9phanie+Renouvin%22&hl=fr&gl=fr&ct=clnk&cd=10

Actually, she’s pregnant, or maybe her child is born, I don’t know.

Bye

Mike S.
Mike S.

French, smench I would bang that broad! Twice!

Superlative (j'adore ce mot)
Superlative (j'adore ce mot)

I'm French, Andy and whether you like it or not, most of the girls/young women go topless when basking in the sun here.

Andy, je suis Français et que tu le veuilles ou non, la plupart des femmes, ici, font du topless quand elles bronzent.

Andy
Andy

But in Brazil everything is fake about 'em

here in France surgery is such the bitchy thing to do, and no , not all the girls walk on the beach topless , thanks God!!

Me
Me

she really nice, but here in brazil we have lot´s of better girls...

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5XNC
5XNC

I have saying for people like you: "It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt." Think about that.

Ray Zalinsky
Ray Zalinsky

Hey, send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, "Tough luck 5X, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."

5XNC
5XNC

"He married Louie Anderson."

I'm surprised you didn't hit me with a "mom" comeback. btw, Chuck, I know you are a pimply faced 18 year old, but, hopefully, if you are lucky, one day you might get out to some bars and clubs in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale. Once your face clears up and you turn 21, see about getting into some clubs on South Beach. In the mean time, pull your pants back up from around your ankles and quit looking up porn before your mom catches you on her computer.

Chuck Schick
Chuck Schick

I'm clerking for Judge Smails until I pass the bar.

btw, 5X knows tits. He married Louie Anderson.

5XNC
5XNC

Melissa's are real, and lopsided. Give me fakes every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

Gables
Gables

Adriana Lima is markedly hotter than this chick, but Giorgia Palmas isn't worthy of touching he used batteries from her vibrator.

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

Dude, those are real! I like! Very nice. For once, a beautiful woman without fake anything.

She's obviously not from our country cuz she hasn't fallen into the plastic surgery trap.

Props to you woman!

5XNC
5XNC

Fake breasts are the way to go...and I know fake vs real.

Gables
Gables

I'd gnaw on her pee flaps.

balek
balek

Damn, totally fuckable. She's off the charts! :D

ninja
ninja

now why don't barbara walters or katie couric do this kinda thing? we're getting ripped off in the states.

Ashley
Ashley

Uhhh, hardly unusual. It's a longstanding French tradition.

But GOD, that woman is gorgeous.

capt_jack_sparrow
capt_jack_sparrow

Now look here.. stop wacking ur toungues and get ur hands off her.. shes off limits.. next time she reaches the beach.. captain jack sparrow plans to loot the booty

Robert
Robert

Oh my cock is so hard...

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

lovely... yum :-) Yeah I wish it was non slutty to walk around topless in the U.S.

one of her boobs looks bigger than the other but at least they're real. yum!

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

We should.......... let me know a time and place, baby!

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

We should just start our own fg blog lol

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

I love peters laugh it always cracks me up it reminds me of my dad, and hey he is a construction worker so....I woke up at 3am last night and caught a funny ass older episode on adult swim......

Little Asian Girl: Hey Stewie, do you want to complete our rainbow?

Stewie: Dear God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.

lol

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Dave, your dad must be some kind of super idiot....... lol!!

That is the only TV show my husband and I will watch, and we usually just download episodes on to the computer................

Chris: "Hey birthday boy, you want some ice cream?"

Stewie: "Very well, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle that I find I shall kill you."

man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"

Stewie: "Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, all that's left is untimely death."

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

Thats not only one of my favorite shows but the movie rocked, stewie is friggin hilarious and peter reminds me of my dad...lol

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

Oh hey, lillysprite...

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face

lol

Mickey
Mickey

great little rack she's got.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Meh, girls like her are a dime a dozen in France, especially Rue San Denis in Paris.............. lol, j/k but seriously, there is one of her at every classy clothing store and bistro. On a different note, yes, she has nice breasts......